Home is Where My Dog is Large Fanny Pack

Prepare to abandon your pockets and embrace the pouch life. The Home is Where My Dog is Large Fanny Pack is a utility belt for dog-loving superheroes who refuse to sacrifice sass for storage. Whether you’re chasing your dog through an airport, bribing them with snacks at the park, or just flexing at the local dog café, this gloriously roomy, polyester-packed sidekick will carry all your chaos—hands-free and fabulously.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Canvas: Tougher than your Monday mornings and smoother than your dog’s guilt face after stealing a sock.

• Adjustable Waist Belt: Because not all waists were created equal, and this bag gets that.

• Vibrant Colors: Printed loud, proud, and ready to match your dog’s personality—bold and just a little unhinged.

• Multiple Compartments: Two zippy extras and three sneaky inner pockets—because one does not simply carry just keys.

• Black Interior Lining: The stylish abyss where lip balm and dog treats mysteriously vanish.

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean with mild soap and water.
• Remove all the items first unless you’re into surprise suds.
• Keep out of direct sunlight—unlike your dog, this bag doesn’t tan well.

Size Guide:

• Height: 8″ – For snacks, receipts, and mildly regretful impulse buys.

• Length: 9″ – Enough to hold the essentials… and your dog’s squeaky toy.

• Width: 4″ – Because flat bags are for the weak.

• Max Strap Length: 57.09″ – Go loose, go tight, go full crossbody. You’re the boss.

Pro Tip: Wearing this fanny pack instantly increases your adventure potential by 110%. Bonus: It also deters people from asking “Do you have a bag?” because… yes. You are the bag.

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