Home is Where My Dog is Large Eco Tote
$34.42
This roomy, organic cotton legend hauls up to 30 lbs of groceries, guilt-free snacks, and enough dog treats to earn eternal loyalty. It’s eco-friendly, fashion-forward, and flat-bottomed—just like your emotional support coffee cup.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : certified organic cotton chaos carrier, funny eco tote bag, home is where my dog is, reusable bag with main character energy, sustainable tote for snack hauls
Tired of juggling five flimsy plastic bags and your pride in the grocery store parking lot? Meet your new best friend (besides your dog, obviously): the Large Eco Tote made from 100% certified organic cotton twill. This bag doesn’t just carry your essentials—it carries your values, your groceries, your emergency dog treats, and possibly your will to function in public.
With a roomy 6-gallon capacity, a 30 lb weight limit (hello, entire watermelon and a baguette), and straps long enough for over-the-shoulder strutting, this tote is ready to carry you through life’s daily chaos—sustainably and fashionably.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Certified Organic Cotton Twill (3/1 weave): No chemicals, no drama, just strong, sustainable fiber. Tougher than your Monday mood.
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6-Gallon Capacity & 30 lb Limit: Big enough for grocery hauls, beach days, and maybe a small, very chill dog.
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Flat Bottom & Open Compartment: So your stuff doesn’t do a dramatic exit every time you set it down.
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Long Self-Fabric Straps (25″): Toss it on your shoulder and instantly look like the type of person who composts and remembers their reusable straw.
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Double-Sided Print Option: Want to flex your style on both sides? It’ll cost a few extra bucks, but your tote deserves a full runway look.
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Certified Everything: GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX Standard 100, and PETA-approved vegan—because your tote has a better resume than most job applicants.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (your tote prefers spa temperatures).
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Tumble dry low or air dry for best results.
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Do not bleach unless you enjoy heartbreak and faded dreams.
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Keep it away from wet dogs who don’t understand “clean canvas only.”
📏 Size Guide:
One Size—But Big Enough to Carry the World (or at least the groceries):
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Width: Can hold your laptop, lunch, 7 reusable containers, and a backup hoodie.
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Height: Just right for slipping under your desk or over your shoulder like a boss.
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Strap Length: Long enough for comfort, short enough to stop you from spinning like a windmill.
💡 Pro Tip: Use this tote to make an entrance: at the farmer’s market, the office, or your neighborhood dog park. Bonus? It doubles as a statement piece that says “Yes, I love my dog and yes, I also recycle.” Throw in a reusable water bottle and people may start asking for your TED Talk.
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One size Length, in 14.02 Width, in 20.00 Handle length, in 25.00 Handle width, in 0.98 -