Home is Where My Dog is Hockey Puck

Ready to combine icy aggression with adorable canine loyalty? Say hello to the Home is Where My Dog is Hockey Puck—a solid chunk of vulcanized rubber that’s perfect for gliding across the rink, sitting on your desk like a tiny black UFO, or becoming your dog’s favorite chew toy when you’re not looking.

Whether you’re a die-hard hockey fan or just someone who likes slapping things with sticks, this personalized puck lets you print your wildest design ideas on one side and pretend you’re one face-off away from the Stanley Cup.

🔑 Key Features:

• 100% Vulcanized Rubber: Made to regulation size and weight, which means you could use it in a real game—but no judgment if you just display it on a shelf next to your fantasy league trophy.

• One-Sided Print: You bring the logo, slogan, or dog-face masterpiece; we make it stick like a slapshot to the soul.

• Vibrant Print Quality: Crisp, colorful, and ready to shout “LOOK AT ME!” from across the rink… or the man cave.

• Black Base for Maximum Contrast: Perfect backdrop for your bold designs—or ironic phrases like “Goal-Oriented (Sometimes).”

• Viceroy Logo on the Side: Because even your puck needs a little side hustle branding.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Wipe Clean: Warm water and mild soap remove scuffs, spills, or suspicious paw prints.

• Air Dry: Just like your dreams after losing the playoffs—let it breathe.

• No Freezer Stunts: It’s tough, but it doesn’t want to relive its ice rink trauma in your kitchen.

📏 Size Guide:

• Standard Size Hockey Puck: A solid 3 inches of “please don’t aim that at me,” with enough bounce to remind you it’s not just decorative.

• Palm-Filling Power: Compact, hefty, and surprisingly satisfying to hold—like a hockey-scented stress ball.

💡 Pro Tip: Want to make a statement? Toss it gently on the desk during a meeting and say, “I came here to make plays or break hearts.” Bonus points if you’re wearing skates.

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