Home is Where My Dog is Fitness Handbag

Who says you can’t lift dumbbells and still look fabulous? This Home is Where My Dog is Fitness Handbag lets you haul gym gear, snacks, existential dread, and probably a dog biscuit or two—in style. Made of water-resistant 1200D nylon (aka Tough-As-Your-Dog’s-Attitude fabric), this gym essential is here to outlast your New Year’s resolutions and still look good doing it.

Key Features:

• 💦 Water Resistant: Laugh in the face of spilled protein shakes and unexpected rainstorms.

• 🎨 Double-Sided Sass: Print on both sides means no bad angle—your tote’s as extra as you are.

• 💪 100% 1200D Nylon: Built like a CrossFitter. Breathable, durable, windproof, and tear-resistant. Unlike your patience.

• 📦 Secret Pockets Galore: Inside, outside, zippered, open—we’ve got pockets for your stuff, your dog’s stuff, and your emotional baggage.

• 🎯 Adjustable & Removable Strap: Because your life (and shoulders) require flexibility.

Care Instructions:

• Spot a stain? Pretreat it like you would an awkward text from your ex.
• Use warm water, a gentle detergent, and a soft bristle brush.
• Air dry, don’t sunbathe it.
• No dry-cleaning unless you’re trying to start a nylon bonfire.

Size Guide:

This bag’s big enough to carry everything except the will to do leg day:

• Length: 13.3″ – For your gym shoes and motivational snacks.

• Height: 12.4″ – Tall enough to fit that giant water bottle you never actually finish.

• Shoulder Strap Length: 55.91″ – Basically, it adjusts to your vibe.

• Handle Length: 21.26″ – Built for speed and stylish exits.

💡 Pro Tip: Doubles as a “pretend I’m going to the gym” bag for brunch. Works best when accessorized with dog hair and unspoken judgment from your pet.

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