Home is Where My Dog is Fanny Pack
$26.67
Strap on your sass and stash your essentials with our “Home is Where My Dog is” Fanny Pack—the hands-free hero for dog moms, snack smugglers, and professional treat dispensers. With pockets, zippers, and enough style to make cargo pants weep in shame, this waist-hugging wonder says, “Yes, I walk my dog and turn heads doing it.”
Categories : Accessories, Travel Accessories
Tag : bark-ready belt bag, dog lover fanny pack, fashionable pouch life, funny travel gear, hands-free dog parent
Tired of choosing between fashion and function? This dog-loving fanny pack doesn’t make you pick. Whether you’re herding snacks, poop bags, or enough dog treats to bribe your way through the neighborhood, this sleek sidekick sits comfortably on your waist while boldly declaring your priorities: dogs first, humans second, pants optional. Bonus? It gives off strong “I’m running errands, but make it fashion” energy.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Durable, stubbornly unwrinkly, and dries faster than your dog shakes off a bath.
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Zipper Closure: Three secure pockets to hide snacks from your dog—and maybe your kids.
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Adjustable Strap: Fits waists of all glorious sizes, from snack samplers to buffet conquerors.
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Vibrant Colors: Printed with techniques so crisp, you might accidentally bite it thinking it’s candy.
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Black Lining with Inside Divider: Because chaos needs boundaries, even in your bag.
Care Instructions:
- Remove all the questionable items you’ve been hoarding, pretreat those “what-is-this-even?” stains, then scrub gently with warm water and detergent.
- Let it air dry while you pretend you’re naturally organized.
Size Guide:
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Height: 6″ – Enough for dignity and spare lint.
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Length: 12.99″ – Roomy enough for dog treats and human snacks.
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Strap Width: 0.98″ – Sleek but sturdy, like your best intentions.
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Min Waist Circumference: 39.37″
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Max Waist Circumference: 53.54″ – Whether you’re sashaying or strutting, it’s got your back… literally.
Pro Tip: Load it with essentials like treats, tissues, and whatever emotional support candy you need for walking past squirrels. Pair it with a confident strut and an eye-roll for full effect.
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One size Height, in 6.00 Length, in 12.99 Strap width, in 0.98 Min circumference, in 39.37 Max circumference, in 53.54 -
Price range: $8.57 through $11.12