Home is Where My Dog is Essos Wireless Earbuds
$25.03
Say goodbye to tangled cords and hello to sonic freedom! The Home is Where My Dog is Essos Wireless Earbuds are here to deliver crisp sound, 2 hours of uninterrupted dog-themed playlists, and just enough tech swagger to make your cat jealous. With an ergonomic fit so comfy you’ll forget they’re in—until you dramatically start singing in public.
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Introducing the Essos True Wireless Earbuds – your loyal companion when your other loyal companion is too busy barking at squirrels. These sleek, noise-fighting sound nuggets come with 2 hours of uninterrupted escape time, ergonomic ear snuggles, and music controls that make your thumbs feel like DJs. Whether you’re dodging Zoom calls or chasing down a runaway chew toy, these earbuds will stick with you—no leash required.
Key Features:
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🎧 2 Hours of Freedom: Enough time to get through a podcast, a workout, or a walk that somehow turned into a marathon sniff session.
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📦 Custom Case: Style your case with a design as extra as your dog’s personality.
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🎙 Built-in Music Controls & Dual Microphones: Because barking shouldn’t interrupt your Beyoncé playlist.
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🎧 Three Sizes of Earbud Tips: So whether you’re a dainty lobe or a full-on ear warrior, we’ve got you covered.
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🔌 USB Charging Cable Included: Charge up while pretending to be productive.
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🔋 Case = Powerbank: That’s right—this clever little case can juice up your buds 4 times before it taps out.
Care Instructions:
- Before you go all Marie Kondo, unplug the charger.
- Then give it a loving wipe with a clean, dry cloth.
- No bubble baths, bleach, or aggressive scrubbing necessary.
Size Guide:
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Compact Carry Case: Small enough to fit in your palm, your pocket, or that magical junk drawer where all things go to hide.
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Fits Most Ears: Comes with three sizes of rubber tips (S, M, L), so unless you’re part bat or elf, you’re covered.
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Light as a Whisper: Feather-light design won’t pull on your ears or make you look like you’re wearing mini UFOs.
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Travel-Friendly: Toss it in your bag, car, or emotional support hoodie—it’s basically portable peace and quiet.
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Cordless Confidence: No spaghetti wires here—just pure, untangled bliss.
Pro Tip: Pair with your favorite playlist, a hot cup of coffee, and your dog’s completely unnecessary commentary (aka barking at the air) for the ultimate domestic symphony.
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