Home is Where My Dog is Desk Mat

Meet the one desk accessory your workspace never knew it desperately needed. The Home is Where My Dog is neoprene desk mat isn’t just a place to rest your keyboard—it’s a personality statement, a dog-hair-free zone (for now), and a sanctuary for your overstimulated mouse. Available in sizes big enough to host a small dog nap or three simultaneous existential crises.

✨ Key Features:

• Material: 100% Neoprene: Soft enough to cradle your wrists, strong enough to survive Monday meetings.

• Non-slip Bottom: Like your resolve not to online shop during work hours—stubborn and reliable.

• Vibrant Colors: Bright enough to blind your productivity guilt.

• Hemmed Edges: For when your mat is more emotionally stitched together than you are.

• Multifunctional Use: Mousepad? Yes. Writing pad? Sure. Emergency placemat for crumbly snacks? Absolutely.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Spot clean with warm water and dish soap.
• No need for a full mat bubble bath.
• For stubborn spills (looking at you, mystery coffee rings), gently use a soft-bristled brush.
• Do not machine wash unless you’re ready to upgrade to a melted modern art piece.

📏 Size Guide:

• Small (12″ × 18″): Perfect for the minimalist who still insists on having a desk mat with personality. Ideal for cozy workspaces, tiny tantrums, and your emotional-support coffee mug.

• Medium (12″ × 22″): A little more legroom for your keyboard, mouse, and snack crumbs. Great if your to-do list is long but your desk is still pretending it’s part-time.

• Large (16″ × 32″): The big boss of desk mats. Spacious enough for full-scale multitasking, dramatic arm gestures, and possibly a small dog nap. Command central has entered the chat.

💡 Pro Tip: Use this mat as your unofficial “do not disturb” sign. If your coffee, snacks, and mouse are all vibing on it—clearly, you’re busy.

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