Home is Where My Dog is Cutting Board
Price range: $29.85 through $35.68
Chop like a gourmet and sass like a dog parent with this “Home is Where My Dog is” tempered glass cutting board. With rubber feet to keep it from launching off the counter mid-slice and a design that screams “I cook and cuddle dogs,” it’s the kitchen MVP you didn’t know you needed. Dishwasher-safe, stylish, and just transparent enough to show you still haven’t wiped down the countertop.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : dishwasher-safe cutting board, dog lover kitchen gear, funny tempered glass board, home is where the dog chops, pawsitive meal prep
Slice, dice, and pretend you’re on a cooking show — all while honoring your undying devotion to your dog. This tempered glass cutting board isn’t just a surface for onions and regret, it’s a stylish, functional ode to culinary chaos and canine love. With rubber dots to keep it from sliding into disaster and a design so chic it makes parsley jealous, it’s here to upgrade your chopping experience without judging your knife skills.
Key Features:
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Tempered Glass Drama: Stronger than your willpower around cheese, and way classier than plastic.
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No-Slip Sass: Comes with 4 rubber dots for ultimate countertop grip. Because the only thing that should slip is your self-control around bacon.
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Two Sizes, No Judgment: Whether you’re making gourmet meals or just slicing apples to feel productive, there’s a size for that.
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Design Note: The lighter the design, the more “peekaboo” it gets—like your dog trying to steal a snack from under the table.
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Dishwasher-Safe: Let the machine do the cleaning while you practice your “just a pinch” hand flourish.
Care Instructions:
- Toss it in the dishwasher like the boss you are.
- Hand wash with warm water and dish soap if you’re feeling extra responsible (or out of clean forks).
Size Guide:
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Large: 15.5″ x 11.25″ – Big enough for your “I’m making a charcuterie board for one” moments.
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Small: 11″ x 8.25″ – Perfect for slicing cucumbers or pretending you eat salad regularly.
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Thickness: 0.25″ – Thin, sturdy, and doesn’t take up emotional space in your kitchen.
Pro Tip: Not just for veggies – this cutting board doubles as a dramatic cheese display or a fancy “I swear I cooked” backdrop for Instagram. Bonus: The design distracts from your uneven tomato slices.
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