Home is Where My Dog is Cotton Cosmetic Bag

Tired of your eyeliner rolling under the car seat or your lip balm staging a vanishing act? Meet the cotton cosmetic bag that puts the “pouch” in “powerful.” Crafted from 100% drill cotton and available in sizes from “just a few essentials” to “I basically moved in,” this bag is your go-to sidekick for beauty, travel, dog treats, or existential crises. Designed to endure your chaotic, glamorous, dog-hair-covered life.

Key Features:

• 100% Cotton Drill: Like your grandma’s apron, but cuter and without the casserole—this twill weave is tough, textured, and here to carry your emotional baggage (or concealer).

• 5 Sizes: Because one-size-fits-all is a lie, and your collection of half-used lipsticks deserves options.

• Lightweight Design: Carries everything except the emotional weight of trying to be a functioning adult.

• Zipper Closure: Either white or black—chosen like a mysterious fashion oracle—to match your design and hide your secrets.

• All-Over Print: Your wildest pattern dreams printed edge to edge. Even your mascara wants in.

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean gently with mild soap and water.
• No need to toss it in a washing machine—just a little wipe-down and it’s good as glam.
• Avoid soaking unless your cosmetics bag has a secret desire to become a sponge.

Size Guide:

• Tiny (6.7″ × 4.7″) – For the bare essentials (or snacks).

• Petite-ish (7.1″ × 5.9″) – Because you always “just need one more thing.”

• Medium Drama (8.3″ × 7.1″) – Your go-to for chaos on the go.

• Big Mood (10.2″ × 8.3″) – Like your dog’s personality: large and in charge.

• Weekend Baggage (10.6″ × 9.5″) – Fits everything and the sudden need to reapply SPF 50.

Pro Tip: Double this bag as a stylish treat pouch at the dog park. You’ll look chic, and your dog will finally forgive you for that bath last Tuesday.

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