Home is Where My Dog is Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
$19.22
This 100% cotton canvas tote boldly declares what everyone already knows—your dog runs your life. Whether you’re hauling groceries, gym clothes, or 47 varieties of treats “just in case,” this bag’s got your back (and your dog’s snacks). Durable, roomy, and judgment-free—unlike your ex.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : Dog Lover Tote, Dog Mom Essentials, Funny Canvas Bag, home is where my dog is, sarcastic pet merch
Need to carry groceries, gym clothes, emotional baggage, and a week’s worth of dog treats? This 100% cotton canvas tote doesn’t judge—unlike your neighbor Janet. It comes in a single majestic size (15″ x 16″) that’s roomy enough for all your essentials… and your dog’s non-essentials (yes, Mr. Barksalot needs his squeaky avocado).
Sturdy? Check. Stylish? Obviously. Capable of making other tote bags jealous? Absolutely. Whether you’re schlepping snacks or making a bold statement at the farmers’ market, this tote gets it: home is wherever your dog plops down.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Cotton Canvas: Tougher than your dog’s chew toy collection, but much more socially acceptable in public.
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Heavy Fabric (12 oz/yd² | 406.9 g/m²): Not your flimsy, one-walk-and-done bag. This thing is built like a golden retriever’s loyalty.
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Flat Corners: Because bags with lumps? No thanks. Like your dog’s worldview: straightforward and dependable.
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Self-Fabric Handles (20” long): Reinforced stitching so you can swing it like a boss while pretending your shoulder isn’t about to dislocate from all the peanut butter jars you just impulse-bought.
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Sewn-in Label: It’s official. You’re carrying certified dog-person swag.
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Color Options: Choose between natural (because you’re earthy like your dog’s favorite muddy puddle) or black (to match the fur of your judgmental cat).
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because even the classiest tote gets chewed on:
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🧽 Spot clean. (Don’t toss it in the wash unless you want it to resemble a chew rag.)
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🧴 No bleach. It’s a tote, not a crime scene.
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🧺 Line dry. Let it air out while you and your dog chase squirrels.
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⚠️ Do not iron, directly on the print… unless you enjoy abstract art made of melted dreams.
📏 Size Guide:
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One Size Fits Most (and Then Some): Spacious enough to hold your essentials, your dog’s toy of the week, a full-sized baguette, and probably your existential crisis.
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Generous Body Space: Big enough for your laptop, lunch, leash, and life regrets. Perfect for errands or spontaneous weekend escapes (with or without the dog).
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Long, Sturdy Handles: Easy to sling over your shoulder—even if you’re already juggling a leash, a coffee, and your dog’s latest emotional support watermelon.
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Flat Bottom Corners: Keeps your items snug and upright, like a polite guest who knows not to topple your oat milk.
💡 Pro Tip: Turn it inside out when entering non-dog-friendly establishments—unless, of course, you’re into passive-aggressively declaring your priorities to strangers. Bonus: doubles as a makeshift pillow for mid-errand naps.
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15″ x 16″ Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00 -