Home is Where My Dog is Cotton Apron

Whether you’re flambéing like a five-star chef or just microwaving leftovers with flair, this apron’s got your back (and your belly). Designed for those who cook with love and a side of dog hair, this cotton classic says, “Yes, I cook—usually with a dog underfoot.” With tie-back closure, cozy cotton construction, and six charming colors to match your mood (or your mutt), this apron is the paw-fect kitchen companion.

Key Features:

• 🐾 100% Cotton – Strong, smooth, and ready to battle spaghetti splashes and bacon grease.

• 🎨 6 Color Options – Match your apron to your dog’s personality—or yours.

• 🎯 Tie-Back Closure – Adjustable fit for culinary confidence or emergency snack runs.

• 🔖 Sewn-In Label – So even your apron knows it’s officially fabulous.

• 🎯 Print Offset Tolerance – Up to 0.78″ of spontaneous personality at the top!

Care Instructions:

• Wash cold like your ex’s heart (max 30°C / 90°F)

• No bleach—this isn’t a crime scene

• No tumble drying—air it out like your drama

• Iron low (like your patience before coffee)

• No dry cleaning—it’s an apron, not a wedding dress

Size Guide:

One size fits most humans and at least one clingy dog.

• Width: 25.59 in – roomy enough to hide dinner mistakes

• Length: 35.43 in – full coverage for flour-fueled fiascos

• Strap length: 38.00 in – wrap it around like a culinary hug

Pro Tip: Pair it with a glass of wine, your dog’s judging stare, and zero intention of following the recipe. Bonus points if you wear it while ordering takeout—confidence is key.

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