Home is Where My Dog is Cork Back Coaster
$8.02
Your table called—it wants a personality upgrade. Enter the Home is Where My Dog is Cork Back Coaster, the classy little square (or round) that saves your surfaces from coffee chaos and wine woes. With a glossy top that says, “I have style,” and a cork bottom that screams, “I don’t slip,” this coaster is here to protect, impress, and silently judge your drink choices.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : cork comedy disc, dog coaster sass, home decor for dog people, paws on the table, table tantrum protector
Tired of your coffee table looking like it just survived a drink-related crime scene? Enter the Home is Where My Dog is Cork Back Coaster. With a glossy white top ready to show off your canine loyalty and a cork bottom that says, “Not today, slippage,” this coaster is the unsung hero of home décor. It’s chic, it’s practical, and unlike your dog, it doesn’t shed.
Key Features:
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Glossy Sass Top: Polyester-coated hardboard with a high-gloss finish to show off your style (and devotion to dogs) in full color.
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Corky Personality: Genuine cork back keeps it grippy, grounded, and unfazed by even the most enthusiastic mug drops.
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Shape Options: Square (3.75″ x 3.75″) for the geometry nerds or Round (4″ x 4″) for the well-rounded.
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Single, Not Sad: Sold individually, because commitment is hard—but coasters are easy.
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USA Assembled: Built stateside from globally sourced goodness. ‘Murica!
Care Instructions:
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Wipe Clean: Use a clean, dry microfiber cloth to gently remove dust or spills—no scrubbing marathon required.
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No Dishwasher Drama: Keep this baby out of the dishwasher; it prefers spa days, not power washes.
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Avoid Harsh Chemicals: No bleach, no drama—just gentle cleaning for a long coaster life.
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Don’t Soak: This isn’t a sponge. A quick wipe is all it needs—dunking is a no-no.
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Store Flat: Keep it chill and horizontal when not in use—no coaster yoga necessary.
Size Guide:
Because size does matter (at least when it comes to furniture protection):
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Square: 3.75″ x 3.75″ – Ideal for corners and keeping life in order.
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Round: 4″ x 4″ – For smooth operators and lovers of symmetry.
Pro Tip: Pair it with a matching mug, a smug grin, and a furry companion. Warning: may cause uncontrollable tail-wagging (from you and the dog).
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