Home is Where My Dog is Coasters (50, 100 pcs)

If your idea of entertaining includes drinks, dogs, and drama-free furniture, we’ve got just the thing. These square-shaped, matte hardboard coasters come in packs of 50 or 100, for those who party like their pooch is on the guest list. Each coaster is identical, which means no arguing over who got the “cute one.” Bonus? They scream “I’m classy,” even when your guests definitely are not.

Key Features:

• 100% Matte Hardboard, 50 pt Pulp Board: Strong enough to survive wild dinner parties, soft enough to not scratch Aunt Linda’s antique table.

• Same Print, Every Time: One dazzling design printed across all coasters. Perfect for folks who love consistency or can’t handle too many choices.

• Two Size Options (of Packs, Not Coasters): Choose 50 if you’re civil. Choose 100 if you’re hosting Thanksgiving, a wedding, or just don’t want to do dishes for a year.

• Rounded Edges: Because square things with sharp corners are just mean. These are friendly squares.

• Assembled in the USA: Globally sourced bits, locally loved.

Care Instructions:

• Dust Off Like Royalty: Use a soft, dry cloth to gently wipe away crumbs, spills, or the emotional residue of spilled wine.

• No Suds Necessary: These coasters don’t need a bubble bath—keep ‘em dry, drama-free, and fabulous.

• Avoid Waterboarding: Do not soak,

Size Guide:

One size fits all drinks, from coffee to cocktails:

• Dimensions: 4″ x 4″ (10.2 cm x 10.2 cm)

• Thickness: Like your favorite pulp fiction novel—50 pt of sturdy substance.

Pro Tip: Hosting a big event? Use these coasters as your passive-aggressive way to tell people to USE A COASTER, TODD.

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