Home is Where My Dog is Coaster
$5.13
Guard your table like a knight in glossy armor with this sassy little square of MDF magnificence. At 3.5″ x 3.5″, it’s the unsung hero keeping your surfaces safe from coffee calamities, tea tantrums, and wine woes—while looking too fancy to admit it’s just a coaster.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : dog coaster, home is where my dog is, sarcastic tabletop flair, sassy drink decor, spill proof style
Tired of rogue condensation rings turning your coffee table into a modern art exhibit? This high-gloss MDF coaster is here to slap some order (and charm) onto your surfaces. Measuring a refined 3.5″ x 3.5″ of pure beverage-taming glory, it’s the sidekick every drink—and dog lover—deserves. Slippery spills? Not today. The raw back grips your table like a dog gripping a stolen sock.
Key Features:
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High-Gloss Sass: That shiny top isn’t just for looks—it screams, “I protect surfaces with flair.”
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Anti-Slip Bottom: Won’t skate across the table when you put down your 4th “just-one-more-glass-of-wine.”
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100% MDF Muscle: Stronger than your willpower in a dog adoption center.
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REACH-Certified Inks: Because toxic ink is so last season.
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Surface-Saver Supreme: It does what napkins only pretend to—actually protect your furniture.
Care Instructions:
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Wipe Clean Only: Use a soft, dry microfiber cloth to gently remove dust, spills, or evidence of your third cup of coffee.
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No Soaking: This coaster may be tough, but it’s not a fan of baths—keep it dry to stay classy.
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Avoid Harsh Cleaners: No bleach, no scrubbing, and definitely no drama—just a gentle wipe will do.
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Keep It Indoors: It’s a coaster, not a camping buddy. Best used away from the wild outdoors.
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Show It Off, Not Wear It Down: Treat it with love and it’ll serve your drinks with grace for years (or at least until your next kitchen makeover).
Size Guide:
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Width: 3.54 inches (9 cm) – The perfect width to catch even the most dramatic coffee drips and rogue wine glass bases.
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Height: 3.54 inches (9 cm) – Just the right size for your beverage to sit like royalty, without hogging the whole table.
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Thickness: 0.12 inches (3.17 mm) – Slim, sleek, and still sturdy enough to protect your table from your “just one more cup” habit.
Pro Tip: Buy one for every room in your house—or every pet you’ve ever wanted to adopt. Because let’s be honest: one coaster is never enough when your drinks follow you like your dog does. 🐾
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3.5″ × 3.5″ Width, in 3.54 Height, in 3.54 Thickness, in 0.12 -
Price range: $15.37 through $17.32
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