Home is Where My Dog is Clutch Bag
$24.93
This faux leather clutch holds your essentials—and a few snacks you swear are “for emergencies.” With a wrist strap, inner pocket, and a fancy Saffiano finish, it’s the only bag that understands your chaotic, dog-obsessed lifestyle.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : faux leather with attitude, funny dog clutch bag, home is where my dog is, small bag big bark, wristlet for dog moms
Say hello to the sassiest little bag that does it all—except fetch. (That’s what the dog is for.) This chic faux leather clutch is compact, classy, and designed to carry all your essentials when you’re juggling errands, brunch, or pretending you didn’t just talk to your dog for ten full minutes in public.
Crafted from vegan leather with a Saffiano pattern finish (yes, the same fancy one invented by Prada—cue fashion gasp), this clutch is the ultimate power move in a pint-sized package. With a wrist strap for hands-free chaos management and two compartments for organizational optimism, this bag is ready to strut wherever you go.
✨ Key Features:
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100% PU Faux Leather Body: Looks like leather, feels like luxury, and saves actual cows. A win for fashion and feelings.
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Saffiano Pattern Finish: Adds texture, sophistication, and just the right amount of “I’m classy but I own three lint rollers.”
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Durable Metal Zipper: Gold-toned zip with metal puller—because the details matter (especially when you’re trying to look cool zipping it shut mid-chaos).
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Two Compartments: One roomy interior and one small pocket for coins, secrets, or that rogue dog biscuit.
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Wrist Strap: Slide it on and free your hands to text your dog sitter or dramatically sip iced coffee.
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Black Lining: Elegant, mysterious, and perfect for disguising the glitter, dog fur, or existential dread inside.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Empty all contents (especially rogue lip balms and snack crumbs).
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Pretreat any visible stains like you’re staging a skincare intervention.
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Gently clean with warm water and mild detergent using a soft cloth or brush.
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Let it air dry somewhere fabulous.
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Do not toss in the washer—this bag is fabulous, not feral.
📏 Size Guide:
One Size – Because style doesn’t need to come in five versions to work:
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Fits a phone, small wallet, keys, lip gloss, receipts, and your dog’s latest modeling contract.
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Small enough to feel light, big enough to still lose your keys in.
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Wrist strap makes it easy to swing dramatically when you spot another dog.
💡 Pro Tip: Stash a dog treat in the small pocket—whether it’s for your pup or for winning over the stranger’s corgi at the next brunch table, we won’t tell. Bonus: it doubles as an emergency fashion flex when you “accidentally” pull it out in front of someone with a boring bag.
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One size Width, in 9.45 Height, in 6.57 Handle length, in 6.69 Depth, in 0.20 -