Home is Where My Dog is Classic Cuffed Beanie (Embroidery)

Let’s face it: winter is basically nature’s way of saying “stay inside and question your life choices.” But for those brave enough to leave the house, do it with a beanie that screams, “Yes, I have a dog, and yes, they’re the reason I’m this fabulous.” This 100% turbo acrylic masterpiece is hypoallergenic (for those with sensitive skin and strong opinions), delightfully stretchy, and capped off with embroidery so cool it almost makes snow jealous. Whether you’re walking your dog, dodging snowballs, or just hiding a bad hair day—this classic cuffed beanie is your cold-weather confidant.

Key Features:

• 🧶 12″ Cuffed Design: Classic, cozy, and perfect for rolling up like you roll your eyes at anyone who says “It’s just a dog.”

• ✨ Embroidered Detail: Because printed is cute, but embroidery is commitment.

• 💨 100% Turbo Acrylic: Warm, durable, and fast—like your dog when you say “walk.”

• 🚫 Hypoallergenic: Won’t cause itches, rashes, or existential crises.

• 🧠 One Size Fits Most: Whether your head is full of dog trivia or just snacks, it’ll fit.

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean with warm water and dish soap.
• No need to baptize the whole thing—just dab, scrub gently with a soft-bristled brush, and air dry while contemplating your dog’s superior winter wardrobe.

Size Guide:

• Length (Uncuffed): Full 12 inches of forehead-warming glory

• Length (Cuffed): 9 inches, perfect for that “I totally planned this look” aesthetic

• Width: 8.13 inches – roomy enough for thoughts, dreams, and maybe a treat stash

• Circumference: Fits noggins from “tiny genius” to “big thinker” (17.25–18.50 inches)

Pro Tip: Pair this beanie with your dog’s judging stare for maximum street cred. Works best while sipping something overpriced and pretending to be unbothered by the cold or life in general.

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