Home is Where My Dog is Ceramic Coaster
$9.62
Tired of your table looking like it just lost a hydration battle? Enter the “Home is Where My Dog is” Ceramic Coaster—your last line of defense against mugs with commitment issues. With its sleek ceramic top and non-slip cork booty, it’s the stylish bodyguard your drinks never knew they needed. Whether it’s coffee, cocktails, or questionable life choices in liquid form—this coaster’s got your back (and your table’s).
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : ceramic coaster with attitude, Dog Lover Drinkware, funny drink coaster, quirky table decor, spill-proof sass
Introducing the elite bodyguard of your coffee table: the “Home is Where My Dog is” ceramic coaster. Crafted for people who love dogs and hate ring stains, this coaster is equal parts functional and fabulous. Whether you’re sipping tea or something stronger while explaining to your dog why he can’t eat the remote again, this coaster will sit there silently, absorbing your chaos (and condensation) like a pro.
Key Features:
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🏺 Ceramic Sass – Made with premium white ceramic, because your table deserves a throne, not a paper towel.
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🍷 Cold or Hot, Bring It On – Whether you’re iced coffee-ing your way through summer or wine-ing through Wednesday, it’s up for the job.
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🐾 Non-Slip Cork Backing – Stays put better than your dog during bath time.
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🎯 Two Shapes, Same Sass – Choose round or square depending on how geometrically sophisticated you’re feeling.
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🧼 Easy to Clean – A quick wipe and it’s back to judging your drink choices.
Care Instructions:
- Wipe with a dry microfiber cloth while whispering sweet nothings.
- Do not feed. Do not machine wash.
- Definitely do not attempt to use it as a Frisbee.
Size Guide:
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Round: 4.06″ x 4.06″ (10.3 cm x 10.3 cm) – for those who think in circles.
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Square: 3.94″ x 3.94″ (10 cm x 10 cm) – for fans of right angles and rigid structure.
Pro Tip: Perfect for subtly reminding your guests that you’re both classy and a little unhinged about your dog—because love should leave a mark (just not a coffee ring).
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