Home is Where My Dog is Car Sun Shades
Price range: $35.85 through $37.47
Throwing shade has never been so literal. This “Home is Where My Dog is” Car Sun Shade blocks UV rays like a pro, protects your dashboard from turning into a flapjack griddle, and tells the sun, “Not today, Satan.” With suction cups stickier than your dog’s affection during mealtime and a fold-and-go design, it’s the ultimate blend of sass, shade, and canine-approved coolness.
Categories : Accessories, Car Accessories
Tag : barkin hot protection, dog car sun shade, no UV drama, pawfect auto decor, sarcastic summer gear
Your car is hot, your dashboard is sizzling, and your dog’s judgmental stare says it all. That’s why this stylish, sun-slaying, tail-wagging car sunshade exists. Whether you’re shielding Fido’s throne or preserving your front seat from becoming a frying pan, this polyester + aluminized film dream duo has your back—literally. And with suction cups that stick better than your dog’s nose to a window, it installs faster than a squirrel disappears from your backyard.
Key Features:
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100% Polyester Front: Smooth, strong, and sun-fighting—like SPF for your windshield.
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Aluminized Film Cushion Back: Reflects heat like a diva dodging responsibilities. Bonus: keeps your dashboard from becoming a literal lava field.
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Two Sizes, One Mission: No Melty Dashboards: Choose the big bold 30” × 55” one-piece, or the dynamic 28” × 28” two-piece duo. Both block UV rays like it’s their full-time job.
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Suction Cups Included: Stick it like you mean it—no tools, drama, or dog hair required.
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Quick Fold & Go: Fold it faster than your dog bolts at the word “vet.”
Care Instructions:
- Gently clean with a soft brush or damp cloth to remove crumbs, paw prints, and existential dust.
- Do not crumple, squish, or toss it in a lava pit.
- Store in a dry, non-sweaty place for maximum lifespan and minimal regret.
Size Guide:
Not measured in “dog years,” but here’s the scoop:
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28” × 28” (2pcs): Square, stylish, and perfect for side windows or symmetrical folks.
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30” × 55” (1pc): A wide, one-piece legend ideal for full windshield drama-blocking coverage.
Pro Tip: Place the shiny side facing in (yes, we’re serious) to reflect the sun and protect the dash. Bonus: it makes your interior feel like a spaceship—if spaceships smelled faintly of dog biscuits.
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28” × 28” (2pcs) 30” × 55” (1pc) Width, in 28.00 30.00 Length, in 28.00 55.00 Thickenss, in 0.16 0.16 -
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