Home is Where My Dog is Baby Beanie (AOP)
$19.70
Keep your baby’s head warm and their fashion sense hotter than a sippy cup of lukewarm milk! This Home is Where My Dog is Baby Beanie wraps your tiny human in cozy polyester while serving “fresh from the womb but make it fashion” vibes. Double-sided print means style from every angle—even the back of their head is ready for a photo op. Ideal for babies up to 6 months old or until they start demanding their own TikTok account.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : baby fashion crimes, dog lover starter pack, infant hat couture, newborn sass cap, tiny headgear drama
Just because your baby can’t walk, talk, or hold their own bottle (yet) doesn’t mean they shouldn’t look like a pint-sized style icon. This all-over print baby beanie is for the tiny human who already understands that home is where the dog is—and whose head needs a little extra toasty love. Designed for babies up to 6 months old, this beanie is soft, stretchy, and printed front to back with double the dog devotion. Fashion starts early, folks.
🎯 Key Features:
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100% Polyester – Because babies drool, and cotton can’t always keep up.
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Interlock Knit – Stretchy but not flimsy. Like yoga pants for your baby’s head.
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Double-Sided Print – Twice the pattern, double the compliments from random strangers.
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Medium Weight Fabric (6 oz/yd²) – Not too hot, not too cold, Goldilocks-approved.
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One Size Fits Most Babies – Up to 6 months old or until your baby starts holding fashion opinions.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because life (and babies) are messy:
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❌ Do not dry clean
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❌ Do not iron (seriously, who irons a baby hat?)
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❌ No tumble drying or bleach
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✅ Machine wash cold (30°C or 90°F), like a responsible adult
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😎 Air dry flat while you stare at it lovingly
📏 Size Guide:
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Width: 7 inches – Wide enough to cover those adorable chubby cheeks and still leave room for that growing brain full of baby wisdom.
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Height: 7 inches – Just the right height to keep tiny ears warm and stylish without looking like a knit volcano.
💡 Pro Tip: This beanie makes your baby look cute even when they’re crying at 3 AM. Pair it with a dog-print onesie for maximum “tiny dog person” energy and prepare for your Instagram to implode.
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