Home is Where My Dog is Apron (AOP)
$22.87
Grill like a pro or at least look like one in the “Home is Where My Dog is” all-over print apron! Made of silky polyester with pockets deep enough for snacks (or your dog’s treats—priorities), this kitchen armor is the sassiest way to protect yourself from flying spaghetti and poor life choices. Adjustable, fabulous, and furry-friend approved.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : dog lover apron, funny cooking gear, grilling with glam, kitchen chaos couture, paws and pockets
Whether you’re a culinary wizard or just reheating last night’s regrets, this “Home is Where My Dog is” apron has your back (and front). Made of lightweight polyester with a silky finish, it’s the perfect armor for your kitchen conquests, microwave mishaps, and spontaneous dance breaks. With an all-over print loud enough to distract from burnt toast and two front pockets to stash snacks (or whatever), this apron says, “I’m here to stir things up… stylishly.”
✨ Key Features:
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Adjustable Neck Strap: Because not everyone’s neck is runway model-length.
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100% Polyester Fabric: Stronger than your will to avoid dessert. Quick-drying and super durable.
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Two Front Pockets: Perfect for utensils, recipes, or bribes for your canine sous chef.
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Lightweight & Silky: Float like a soufflé, feel like you’re wearing a cloud.
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All-Over Print Awesomeness: Show off your personality, and possibly your ketchup splatter pattern.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Hand wash only (it’s fancier that way)
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Do not bleach (unless you’re into surprise tie-dye)
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Iron or steam on low heat (but don’t cook it)
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No tumble dry (it prefers air yoga)
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Absolutely no dry cleaning (we said what we said)
📏 Size Guide:
Because size matters… when it comes to aprons.
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Width: 28.35″ – enough coverage to dodge splash zones
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Length: 32.48″ – long enough to hide your pajama pants
💡 Pro Tip: Pair it with confidence, a whisk, and at least one dog hair for good luck. Bonus points if your dog judges your cooking silently from the corner.
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