Home is Where My Dog is Apron (AOP)

Cooking in style is no longer just for TV chefs or people with matching oven mitts. Whether you’re grilling steaks or microwaving pizza rolls, this apron is your ticket to culinary greatness—or at least looking like you know what you’re doing. Made of 100% polyester (aka the superhero of synthetics), it’s durable, lightweight, and laughs in the face of barbecue sauce. Bonus: it features a dog-loving design that reminds everyone what really matters—your fur baby and looking adorable while flipping burgers.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester: Like Tupperware for your torso—sturdy, stylish, and won’t shrink in the wash.

• One-Sided Print: Because let’s face it, you’re only photogenic from the front anyway.

• Black Detachable Twill Straps: Easily removed, adjusted, or dramatically flung off when someone criticizes your potato salad.

• Buttonholes for Strap Swaps: Four of them. Because two is too basic.

• Overlocked Seams: Translation: tough stitching that can survive even your ‘experimental’ chili night.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (aka chill out).

• Do not bleach—this isn’t a crime scene.

• Tumble dry? Nope. Hang that beauty like fine art.

• Iron on low heat, if you dare.

• Dry cleaning is for prom dresses and regrets.

Size Guide:

• Length: 30.31 inches – Long enough to cover your snack stash.

• Waist Width: 27.56 inches – Hides that second serving of lasagna.

• Strap Length: 22.05 inches – Adjustable for all torso sizes, heroic or humble.

• Strap Width: 1.02 inches – Built for function, not fashion, but still adorable.

Pro Tip: This apron doesn’t just scream “chef” – it also whispers “I definitely didn’t burn the garlic bread on purpose.” Pair with messy buns, dog hair, and a spatula you call Excalibur. Let’s get cookin’, captain!

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