Home is Where My Dog is Apron 5-Color Straps (AOP)

Introducing the apron that does it all—except cook the food. The Home is Where My Dog is Apron comes armed with sass, style, and enough strap color options to match your mood (or your dog’s latest collar). Whether you’re burning toast or crafting a gourmet masterpiece while tripping over your loyal pup, this 100% polyester canvas apron is here to keep you fabulous and mostly stain-free. One size fits most kitchen disasters.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Canvas: Tougher than your neighbor’s opinion on leash training.

• Tie-Back Closure: Secure your midsection like you’re about to enter a culinary wrestling match.

• Stain-Free Confidence: Laugh in the face of tomato splashes, grease specks, and rogue spaghetti sauce.

• Vibrant Colors: Printed with hues so bright, your dog might think it’s a chew toy.

• Strap Color Variety: Comes in black, white, beige, blue, and pink—because your apron deserves more wardrobe options than you do.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (30°C/90°F), gentle cycle

• Tumble dry low (like your patience after 5 minutes of meal prep)

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed

• Do not iron unless you enjoy the smell of melted dreams

• Do not dry clean (this isn’t a tuxedo)

📏 Size Guide:

• Length: 31.5″ – Covers everything from chest to pizza fallout zone

• Width: 25.6″ – Wraps snugly around most food enthusiasts

• Side Seam Length: 23.62″ – Side coverage so you don’t flash the dog

• Collar Width: 10.63″ – Space to breathe (and taste-test)

• Neck Strap: 20.47″ – Adjustable, not emotionally, but physically

• Waist Straps (each): 37.40″ – Enough to tie a bow worthy of a cooking show exit

💡 Pro Tip: For added flair, coordinate your strap color with your dog’s bandana. Bonus points if you both match and neither of you burns the roast.

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