Home is Where My Dog is Adult Apron (AOP)
$21.33
Finally, an apron that works as hard as you pretend to in the kitchen. The Home is Where My Dog is Adult Apron doesn’t just catch spills—it catches compliments. Made from cotton with a slick polyester coating, this apron protects your dignity from pasta sauce, bacon grease, and your own culinary overconfidence. Tie it up, sass it out, and remember: dog hair is just seasoning with extra personality.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : apron with attitude, chef couture, cooking in style, dog lover apron, funny kitchen gear
For the dog-loving chef who believes burnt toast deserves a bit of flair, meet your new kitchen MVP. The Home is Where My Dog is apron doesn’t just say, “I cook.” It howls, “I sauté with style and sarcasm.” Made from 100% cotton with a polyester sublimation coating (translation: spill-shield for your questionable soup experiments), this apron has one job—to keep your clothes clean while your humor gets messy.
Key Features:
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100% Cotton with Polyester Sublimation Coating: Strong, stylish, and ready to tackle a chili explosion with grace.
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Overlocked Seams: Reinforced like your patience during holiday cooking.
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Tie-Back Closure: Adjustable for all body types—from “just a nibble” to “I taste test the entire meal.”
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Lightweight & Breathable: So you can whisk, flip, and flambé like a culinary ninja.
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One-Sided Print, Full-Sized Sass: Your kitchen, your rules, your snarky apron.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30C or 90F)—and yes, please remove the spaghetti sauce first.
- Use a gentle cycle, toss in a bit of soap (not sarcasm), no bleach.
- Tumble dry low, no ironing (this apron’s wrinkles are character lines).
Size Guide:
Perfectly tailored for every flavor-flinging adult human.
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Width: 23.5 in – Enough room to protect your shirt and ego.
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Length: 33.19 in – Covers you from belly to brilliance.
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Strap Length: 32.09 in – Tie it once, serve sass forever.
Pro Tip: This apron pairs perfectly with messy kitchens, even messier cooks, and dogs waiting patiently underfoot for “accidental” meatball drops.
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