Home is Where My Dog is Adjustable Tote Bag (AOP)

This is not your average tote. It’s a personality-packed, treat-smuggling, errand-running, absolutely stylish survival kit disguised as a bag. With its adjustable strap, sleek black interior (with a zippered pocket, no less), and all-over design ready to shout your love for your dog louder than your group text rants—this tote does it all.

Whether you’re strutting into a meeting, heading to the dog park, or panic-buying string cheese at 9 PM, this bag is here for you—loyal, durable, and judgment-free. Kind of like your dog, but with better storage.

✨ Key Features:

• 100% Spun Polyester: Strong, shape-holding, and gloriously wrinkle-free—so you can be the messy one.

• Adjustable Strap: Crossbody, shoulder bag, or slung over your neck like a fashionable snack holster—choose your chaos.

• Black Interior Lining & Zippered Pocket: Hide your valuables… or that emergency squeaky toy. Either way, it zips shut so nobody knows you’re carrying chicken jerky.

• Two Sizes Available: Medium for light duty. Large for everything including the kitchen sink and a week’s worth of “I might need this.”

• Vibrant All-Over Print: Eye-catching colors to match your personality—or distract from the fact that you’re in pajama pants in public again.

🧼 Care Instructions:

• Spot clean like a responsible adult.

• Dry clean if you’re feeling fancy (or someone else is paying).

• Do not machine wash—this bag’s fabulous, not fearless.

📏 Size Guide:

Available in Two Sizes—Because Life Comes in Varying Degrees of Extra:

• 16″x16″ – Ideal for quick errands, light carry days, or when you’re “trying to be minimalist.”

• 18″x18″ – For maximum hauling power: dog gear, snacks, guilt, reusable water bottles, and 2.5 plans you’ll never follow through on.

• Adjustable Strap (26″–48″) – Comfortably customizable for humans of all sizes and moods.

💡 Pro Tip: Use the inner pocket to hide things from your kids, coworkers, or even yourself. It’s like a mini safe for gum, lip balm, or that one emergency snack your dog thinks is his. Bonus: the all-over design makes every outfit look intentional—even if it’s just yesterday’s hoodie and hope.

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