Home is Where My Dog is Accessory Pouch w T-bottom
Price range: $8.75 through $11.30
Your new favorite chaos-container has arrived! The Home is Where My Dog is Accessory Pouch with T-Bottom is here to store everything from lip balm to loose life decisions. Made from durable polyester and lined with “I’m trying my best” laminate, this pouch zips up your secrets and style in one sassy swoop. Whether you’re stashing dog treats, emergency snacks, or your questionable choices in eyeliner, this pouch has your back—literally, it’s shaped like one.
Categories : Accessories, Travel Accessories
Tag : canine chaos organizer, funny dog pouch, pet mom essentials, woof-approved travel gear, zipper secrets bag
Behold the magical pouch that holds everything from your eyeliner to rogue dog treats. Whether you’re storing cosmetics, pens, or your last shred of sanity, this “Home is Where My Dog is” Accessory Pouch has your back (and your bottom—T-bottom, that is). Stylish, durable, and just the right amount of “I’ve got my life together” energy—even if you totally don’t.
Key Features:
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100% Spun Polyester: Strong enough to survive the bottom of your tote bag and still look fabulous.
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T-bottom Construction: So chic it practically stands up and curtsies.
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Non-woven Laminate Lining: Wipes clean after your lip gloss makes a break for freedom.
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Vibrant Colors: Because dull is for spreadsheets, not accessories.
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Zipper Closure: With a gold puller that says, “Yes, I am this organized. No, you can’t borrow my Sharpie.”
Care Instructions:
- Evict all items before cleaning.
- For stains (like spilled glitter or mysterious purse goo), pre-treat like it’s a red carpet emergency.
- Clean gently with warm water, detergent, and a soft brush.
- Air dry like it’s sunbathing in Malibu.
Size Guide:
Small Pouch
Your go-to glam kit or chaotic cable carrier.-
Top Length: 8.66 in – Just enough space to pretend you’re minimalist.
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Bottom Length: 6.75 in – Where the pouch gets real.
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Width: 2.36 in – Roomy enough for a mini brush and three mystery mints.
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Height: 4.72 in – Tall enough to hide receipts and regrets.
Large Pouch
For makeup moguls, stationery hoarders, or dog moms with a treat arsenal.-
Top Length: 12.60 in – Basically a clutch with commitment issues.
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Bottom Length: 9.75 in – Wide enough for all the things you “might need.”
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Width: 3.15 in – Spacious enough to store a chihuahua. (Just kidding… sort of.)
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Height: 7.28 in – Big dreams? Big pouch.
Pro Tip: Avoid printing microscopic dog faces or your entire autobiography—high-detail designs may come out looking like modern art. Which is fine, unless you were going for realism. Keep it bold, sassy, and paw-sitively unforgettable.
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Small Large Top length, in 8.66 12.60 Bottom length, in 6.75 9.75 Width, in 2.36 3.15 Height, in 4.72 7.28 -
Price range: $8.57 through $11.12