Home is Where My Dog is Accessory Pouch

Ever rummaged through your bag like a raccoon in a trash can? Us too. That’s why this Home is Where My Dog is flat accessory pouch exists—to keep your life slightly less chaotic. Whether you’re hoarding pens like a stationery goblin or stuffing it with snacks, this pouch is your zippered sidekick for life’s unpredictable misadventures (and messy handbags). Available in multiple sizes to match your level of emotional baggage.

Key Features:

• 100% Spun Polyester – Stronger than your last relationship and wrinkles less than your ex’s excuses.

• Flat Corners – Sleek, simple, and won’t take up the space you reserved for dog treats.

• Zipper Closure – Keeps your secrets and snacks sealed with a gold puller that says “I have taste.”

• Vibrant Colors – Printed with colors that pop louder than your dog barking at the mailman.

• Interior Laminate – Comes with a non-woven lining, black or white, because even bags deserve an outfit change.

Care Instructions:

• Remove your glitter, gum, and mysterious receipts.
• Pretreat visible stains like a responsible adult.
• Mix warm water with detergent and scrub with a soft brush or washcloth like it’s a spa day for your pouch.
• Air dry. Repeat only if your dog uses it as a chew toy.

Size Guide:

• Small – 8.35″ x 5.98″ Perfect for lip gloss, spare change, and questionable life decisions.

• Large – 11.81″ x 8.35″ Big enough for makeup, power cords, or your hopes and dreams.

Pro Tip: Use this pouch to store emergency dog treats—you’ll be your pet’s favorite human and have an excuse to unzip something dramatically in public.

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