Home is Where My Dog is 5 Panel Trucker Cap (Embroidery)
$25.65
This five-panel snapback is the ultimate accessory for dog walks, drive-thrus, and dodging awkward small talk. With its high-profile trucker style, flat bill, and embroidered charm, it screams “I have a dog and impeccable taste in headwear.” Bonus: the adjustable snapback ensures a perfect fit—even on days when your hair and your dog both refuse to cooperate.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : embroidered flat bill sass, five panel dog trucker cap, high profile hat for low effort days, snapback for stylish pawrents, streetwear for squirrel chasers
Let your headwear do the flexing with the Home is Where My Dog is 5 Panel Trucker Cap—a bold, structured, high-profile hat that says “Yes, I walk my dog. Yes, I look incredible doing it.” With classic trucker styling and a clean five-panel layout, it’s the kind of hat that turns heads at the dog park and makes squirrels think twice.
Built with a blend of cotton, nylon, and polyester for durability (and accidental treat smudges), it features a flat bill for that streetwear edge and an adjustable snapback closure so your hat can grow with your ego. Embroidered up front, cool in the back—just like your dog’s butt after a summer sprinkler.
🔑 Key Features:
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Structured 5-Panel Trucker Style: High-profile design that stands tall like your dog’s ears during treat time.
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Flat Bill Brilliance: Classic streetwear edge that also shields your eyes from the sun, drama, and overly curious neighbor dogs.
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Durable Fabric Blend: 47% cotton, 28% nylon, 25% polyester (or 65/35 poly-cotton variant)—because one fabric simply couldn’t handle this much personality.
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Snapback Closure: One size fits most heads and all delusions of coolness.
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Embroidered Detail: Raised, proud, and definitely not printed—because you’re above basic.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Spot Clean with Warm Water & Dish Soap: Like a fancy car, this hat is best washed with care and a little judgment.
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Use a Soft-Bristled Brush: Gently remove paw prints, ketchup blobs, or whatever landed on your head during brunch with the dog.
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No Soaking: This isn’t a spa day. Your cap prefers a dry climate—unlike your panting pup.
📏 Size Guide:
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Circumference: 20.50″–23.62″ – Fits most heads and half of your overthinking.
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Height: 4.50″ – The high-rise apartment of hats.
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Visor Width: 2.64″ – Enough coverage to dodge frisbees and compliments.
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Visor Length: 7.48″ – Flat, fierce, and fully sun-blocking.
💡 Pro Tip: Wear it forward to command attention. Wear it backward for “accidental heartthrob at the dog park” energy. Bonus style points if you coordinate it with your dog’s harness, bandana, or general sense of superiority.
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One size Circumference, in 20.50 – 23.62 Height, in 4.50 Visor width, in 2.64 Visor length, in 7.48 -