Dog Mom Fur Life Woven Tote
$37.78
This isn’t just a tote—it’s a woven tribute to your overcommitted, treat-stuffed, dog-hair-glittered lifestyle. The Dog Mom Fur Life Woven Tote is tough, stylish, and ready to carry everything from kibble to emotional baggage, all while looking like you planned this chaos.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : emotional support shoulder bag, funny dog mom tote bag, sarcastic everyday tote, stylish pet parent accessory, woven chaos carrier
Say hello to your new tote-ally loyal companion. The Dog Mom Fur Life Woven Tote is built to handle your daily drama—whether you’re hauling groceries, dog toys, or that reusable water bottle you definitely didn’t forget at home.
Crafted with tightly woven polyester for stunning image clarity and double-stitched for durability, this bag is both stylish and suspiciously sturdy. With cotton webbing straps that are soft on your shoulders (and your spirit), this tote is ready to carry it all—with zero judgment and a whole lot of dog-mom pride.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Woven Polyester Body: Strong, vibrant, and less emotionally fragile than you on a Monday.
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100% Cotton Straps (1″ wide): Soft on the shoulders, strong enough for a week’s worth of life choices.
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Double-Stitched Seams: Because we know this bag will be very full, very often.
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Printed Design on Both Sides: So your style shows even when your tote is backwards (like your life sometimes).
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Tightly Woven for Image Clarity: Bold, bright, and ready to flex your dog devotion.
🧼 Care Instructions:
This tote is ready for adventure, but not the washing machine:
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Spot clean with a damp cloth and mild detergent
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Dry clean only if things get truly wild (we’re talking “melted treat incident” level)
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Do not machine wash unless you want abstract art where your design used to be
📏 Size Guide:
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Width: 17″ – Roomy enough for treats, tennis balls, and four kinds of “emergency” snacks
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Length: 18″ – Tall enough to carry your planner, tablet, and the emotional weight of multitasking
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Strap Width: 1″ – Because your shoulders deserve better than budget handles
💡 Pro Tip: Keep this bag by the door for spontaneous outings, unplanned errands, or those last-minute doggie playdates that somehow require twelve items. It’s also great for hiding purchases from people who ask “do you really need more dog stuff?”
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17″ × 18” Width, in 17.00 Length, in 18.00 Strap width, in 1.00 -