Dog Mom Fur Life Wine Tote Bag
$18.70
Your wine deserves better than a paper bag. The Dog Mom Fur Life Wine Tote keeps your bottle chilled, your hands comfy, and your style unapologetically dog-obsessed. Fits one bottle of wine or one poor life decision—your call. Cheers, fur mama.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : chilled chaos container, funny dog mom wine tote, Neoprene Wine Carrier, sarcastic wine bag gift, stylish wine holder for pet lovers
Let’s be honest—if you’re a dog mom, wine is a lifestyle accessory. And now, thanks to the Dog Mom Fur Life Wine Tote Bag, your bottle can arrive in style, chill, and fur-free (well… mostly). Crafted from durable, chill-holding neoprene with soft-grip handles and an all-over print that says “yes, I love dogs and yes, this is a gift—for me,” this tote is the glamorous wine carrier you never knew you needed.
Fits most standard wine bottles (750ml to 1L), but we won’t judge if you try to sneak in a fancy sparkling water and pretend it’s a detox.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Neoprene: Keeps your wine cool and your dog’s judgment warm.
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All-Over Print Design: Printed front and back—no bad sides here.
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Soft-Grip Handle: For effortless wine transportation and dramatic entrances.
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Black Trim & Lining: Because elegance pairs perfectly with Pinot.
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Fits Most Wine Bottles: 25oz–34oz (750ml–1L), AKA just enough for one solid dog-mom rant session.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Wine gets messy. Life gets messier. This tote can handle it:
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Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
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No bleach, no iron (this bag already has enough heat)
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Line dry like it’s sunbathing after happy hour
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Do not dry clean—this isn’t a ball gown (yet)
📏 Size Guide:
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Width: 6.5″ – Just enough room for your bottle and your pride
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Height: 15.25″ – Tall enough to make a statement without saying a word
💡 Pro Tip: Perfect for picnics, porch nights, or bribing the dog sitter with “just a little rosé.” Bonus: doubles as a makeshift emotional support sleeve for awkward social events.
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One size Width, in 6.50 Height, in 15.25 -