Dog Mom Fur Life Unisex Distressed Cap
$18.20
Channel your inner alpha with this distressed dog mom cap—perfectly frayed, unapologetically comfy, and ready to hide your third-day hair like a pro. Made from 100% cotton twill and vintage sass, it adjusts to fit your fabulous head while letting the world know you bark first, ask questions later.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : bark chic fashion, canine couture classic, distressed cap drama, Dog Mom Hat, headwear with attitude
Whether you’re chasing tail (literally) or just trying to survive Monday with a latte in one paw and your sanity in the other, this distressed cap is your go-to crown. Made from 100% cotton twill and blessed with that perfectly imperfect worn-in look, it’s basically the headwear equivalent of “I woke up like this” – but make it dog mom chic. With an adjustable strap and vintage attitude, it says, “I care deeply about my dog, not so much about brushing my hair.”
Key Features:
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🐾 100% Cotton Twill – Soft, breathable, and aged like fine kibble.
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🧢 Distressed Elegance – Pre-frayed so you can look effortlessly cool without having to tumble down a hill first.
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☀️ Sun-Savvy Structure – Curved visor blocks glare from judging neighbors (and squirrels).
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🔄 Adjustable D-Ring Strap – Because no two heads—or hairstyles—are the same.
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🧵 DTF Printed Design – Bold and vibrant, like your opinions about leash laws.
Care Instructions:
- Use warm water and dish soap to gently spot-clean.
- No need to give it a bath—it’s not a golden retriever.
- Use a soft brush for the stubborn stuff (or the peanut butter smears you pretended were mud).
Size Guide:
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Crown Height: 6.5″ – Just tall enough to hide your dog treats.
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Crown Width: 7″ – Comfortable even for your wildest messy bun.
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Front Panel Width: 7.37″ – A canvas for your canine pride.
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Bill Length: 2.87″ – Just enough to throw shade. Literally.
Pro Tip: Want that next-level “I definitely didn’t borrow this from my ex” vibe? Pair with oversized sunnies, a latte, and a judgmental side-eye at people who still think cats rule the internet.
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One size Crown height, in 6.50 Crown width, in 7.00 Width of front panel, in 7.37 Bill length, in 2.87 -