Dog Mom Fur Life Tote Bag (AOP)
$14.02 – $19.23
Tote-ally obsessed? Same. This all-over print bag hauls your dog treats, emergency snacks (for you), and the weight of being the world’s most extra dog mom. Available in three sizes for every level of overpacking—and five handle colors to match your mood (or your dog’s attitude).
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : all over print bag, funny dog mom tote, overpacked and proud, pet parent fashion, sarcastic dog lover gift
Your dog may not have a job, pay rent, or understand personal space—but at least you’ve got a tote that can carry the load. The Dog Mom Fur Life AOP Tote Bag is here to haul your essentials (and your dog’s not-so-essentials) with flair, function, and fur-covered confidence.
With three roomy sizes, five sassy handle colors, and all-over printed perfection, this tote is strong enough to survive grocery runs, park playdates, and the emotional weight of leaving your dog at home for 20 minutes. Bonus: the reinforced seams mean it’ll last longer than your resolve not to adopt a second dog.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Spun Polyester Body: Stronger than your caffeine addiction.
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Boxed Corners: More space = fewer things jammed into your pockets.
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Double-Stitched Seams: So sturdy, even your dog’s zoomies won’t tear it.
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Cotton Webbing Handles: Soft on your shoulder, tough on overpacking.
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Color Options: Choose from 5 handle colors to match your dog’s attitude.
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Nonwoven Laminate Lining: Keeps the inside clean(er) when that treat bag explodes.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Let’s be honest—this bag is going places. Mostly hairy, snack-covered places. Keep it fresh with these steps:
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Remove all 19 mystery objects before cleaning.
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Pretreat stains like your dignity depends on it.
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Mix warm water with detergent, scrub gently with a cloth or soft brush.
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Air dry it like the glamorous canvas diva it is.
📏 Size Guide:
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Small (13″ x 13″): For quick errands, light travel, or minimal impulse buying.
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Medium (16″ x 16″): Ideal for daily life—aka snacks, chaos, and mild delusion.
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Large (18″ x 18″): Big enough to carry a day’s worth of snacks, water bottles, and the emotional support plushie your dog “borrowed.”
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Handles: 28.74″ long—plenty of room to throw it over your shoulder like the exhausted champion you are.
💡 Pro Tip: Buy one for errands, one for the dog park, and one for pretending you’re organized. And if your dog starts using it as their new bed? That’s just free branding.
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