Dog Mom Fur Life Tea Towels (cotton, poly)

Who needs a sous chef when you’ve got a tea towel this fabulous and a dog underfoot? The Dog Mom Fur Life Tea Towel is here to mop up messes, decorate your oven door, and silently judge your cooking—all in style. Whether you’re wiping up gravy splatter or using it as a dramatic prop while saying, “Dinner is ruined,” this towel has your back.

Choose from two material moods: cotton twill (soft, classic, slightly judgmental) or polyester (lightweight, bold, ready to handle whatever your recipe throws at it—including your tears). One size fits all disasters.

🎯 Key Features:

• Two Material Options:
  – Cotton Twill: Absorbent and a little more refined, like a dog that only barks at important things.
  – Polyester: Stretchy, durable, and sass-forward—ready for the chaos that is cooking with a dog in the room.

• One-Sided Print: It’s a statement piece, not a magic trick.

• Vibrant Colors: Printed with technology bold enough to survive both pasta sauce and paw prints.

• Hemmed Edges: Sewn to endure the full emotional rollercoaster of “I forgot to preheat the oven.”

🧼 Care Instructions:

This towel can handle more than your in-laws’ opinions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)

• Gentle cycle with mild detergent

• Tumble dry low (no shrinkage tantrums, please)

• No bleach unless you’re feeling dangerous and reckless

📏 Size Guide:

• 18″ x 30″ – Big enough to dry dishes, cover your shame casserole, or dramatically toss over your shoulder while yelling, “WHY IS THE DOG IN THE DISHWASHER?”

💡 Pro Tip: Buy one for drying, one for decorating, and one to hide that mystery spot on your counter you’ve given up scrubbing. Bonus: Makes a fabulous hostess gift—especially if you’re the hostess and just need to feel fancy for once.

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