Dog Mom Fur Life Table Runner (Cotton, Poly)
$25.78 – $38.52
Give your table the glow-up it never asked for. This one-sided wonder adds instant class, sass, and just enough dog mom energy to distract from the fact dinner is takeout again. Available in cotton twill or polyester—because even your runner deserves options.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : custom dining chaos cover, Dog Mom Table Runner, funny dog lover decor, sarcastic centerpiece essential, stylish pet parent tableware
Your dining table? Oh, it’s a runway now—because the Dog Mom Fur Life Table Runner just strutted in. Whether you’re hosting a dog-themed brunch, a treat-stuffed tea party, or just showing off your culinary skills (read: microwaved leftovers), this runner turns your space from “meh” to “madly obsessed dog parent.”
Made with your choice of cotton twill (for a muted, classic “I-own-teak-furniture” look) or polyester (for bold, vibrant “yes-I-decorate-seasonally-for-my-dog” energy), this runner is a must-have for stylish furmoms who believe in serving every snack with personality—and maybe a side of kibble crumbs.
🎯 Key Features
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Two Fabulous Fabric Options:
– Cotton Twill: Muted, classy, and perfect for candlelit dinners with your dog.
– Polyester: Bright, vibrant, and built to survive the chaos of family meals and flying pawprints. -
Two Size Options:
– 16″ x 72″ for smaller tables or low-effort vibes.
– 16″ x 90″ when you’re going full Martha Stewart with a barky twist. -
Hemmed Edges: Professionally sewn edges so it looks handmade… by someone way more patient than you.
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One-Sided Print: Because let’s be honest—you’re not flipping your table runner mid-meal.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Table covered in pasta sauce and paw prints? We got you:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F)
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Gentle cycle with mild detergent
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Line dry like the domesticated queen you are
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Do not bleach (unless you’re redecorating in “distressed chic”)
📏 Size Guide:
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16″ x 72″ – Ideal for standard tables, snack attacks, or intimate candlelit dog parenting moments.
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16″ x 90″ – Perfect for longer tables, big family gatherings, or full-scale paw-ty mode.
💡 Pro Tip: Layer it with matching napkins, dog-themed plates, and a centerpiece your pup will 100% try to eat. It’s also great for photo ops, surprise guests, and pretending your dog doesn’t beg from the table (we see you).
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16″ × 72″ 16″ × 90″ Width , in 16.00 16.00 Length, in 72.00 90.00 -
$29.40 – $35.15