Dog Mom Fur Life Sling Bag
$57.18
Whether you’re chasing dreams or chasing your dog across the park, this sling bag’s got your back (literally). With three zippered compartments and zero tolerance for chaos, the Dog Mom Fur Life Sling Bag is the stylish, hands-free solution to hauling snacks, keys, and questionable dog toys—all while looking effortlessly overprepared.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : crossbody chaos carrier, everyday adventure bag, funny dog mom sling bag, sarcastic pet parent pouch, stylish hands free dog bag
Introducing the Dog Mom Fur Life Sling Bag—your new favorite sidekick for errands, walkies, and wildly over-scheduled “self-care” days. Compact enough to feel cute, roomy enough to hold everything except your dog’s opinion, this bag is perfect for when your hands are full but your vibe is still on point.
Featuring three zippered compartments (for keys, treats, and those rogue poop bags), adjustable straps, and durable D-rings, this crossbody wonder is as ready for adventure as your dog is after hearing the word “walk.”
✨ Key Features:
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100% Polyester: Strong, lightweight, and resistant to your daily chaos—like your emotional support hoodie.
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Three Zippered Compartments: Because one pocket is never enough when you’re living the multitask life.
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Adjustable Strap: Wear it crossbody or over one shoulder like the confident, slightly frazzled icon you are.
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Durable Plastic D-Rings: For switching sides, carrying options, or clipping on your dignity (if found).
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Zipper Closure: Keeps everything inside safe—even your last crumb of patience.
🧼 Care Instructions:
This bag may not flinch at fur and crumbs, but it still deserves a little TLC:
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Spot clean with a damp cloth
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Dry clean only for full refreshes
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Do not toss in the washer (this isn’t a bath for your purse—or your dog)
📏 Size Guide:
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Length: 14.5” – Long enough for a phone, wallet, leash, and random half-eaten biscuit
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Width: 9” – Wide enough for essentials and totally unnecessary bonus items
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Height: 4” – Slim, but secretly a storage wizard
💡 Pro Tip: Clip a portable dog bowl or hand sanitizer to the D-ring for peak dog mom preparedness. Use one pocket for your stuff, and the rest for your pup. And yes, they will try to claim it as their new travel bag. Hold your ground (unless they give you that face).
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14.5″ × 9” Length, in 14.50 Width, in 9.00 Height, in 4.00 -