Dog Mom Fur Life Shoulder Tote Bag (AOP)
$23.15
Tired of boring totes that don’t scream “I have a dog and a dazzling personality”? Enter the Dog Mom Fur Life Shoulder Tote Bag! Crafted from 100% cotton and sass, this oversized carry-all is your new sidekick for errands, doggy playdates, or spontaneous treat hauls. With edge-to-edge print and handles longer than your list of excuses for being late (again), it’s the fashion-forward bag that says, “Yes, I carry poop bags—and I do it in style.” 🐾💁♀️
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : dog mom tote, Funny Canvas Bag, Fur Baby Fashion, overdramatic dog lover, sarcastic pet gear
This tote doesn’t just carry your stuff — it carries your personality, your passion for pups, and probably a few rogue dog treats hiding at the bottom. Made from durable 100% cotton and printed edge-to-edge with your fabulous flair, this is the ultimate over-the-shoulder declaration that yes, you are in fact that dog mom. Whether you’re heading to the farmers market or smuggling squeaky toys into brunch, this tote has your back. (Literally. It’s on your shoulder.)
Key Features:
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100% Cotton – Tougher than your dog’s chew toy collection, but softer than your dog’s belly.
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Lightweight – Carries your emotional baggage and snacks without breaking a sweat.
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Long Handles – So comfy you’ll forget it’s even there. Until you hear the crinkle of treat wrappers.
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Reinforced Stitching – For when you “accidentally” buy 12 cans of dog food in one go.
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All-Over Print with REACH-Certified Inks – Safe, sustainable, and sass-approved.
Care Instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F), ideally after removing dog hair, treat crumbs, and dignity.
- Do not bleach (unless you like surprises).
- Do not iron (because you’re not THAT kind of mom), and definitely do not tumble dry (this bag’s got enough drama already).
Size Guide:
Bag dimensions (aka how much dog mom greatness it can carry):
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Width: 18.31 in – Wide enough to fit groceries, toys, your pup’s outfit changes, and probably a few life regrets.
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Length: 16.54 in – Tall enough for magazines, snack packs, and that emergency bone you swear isn’t yours.
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Handle Length: 31.50 in – Long enough to sling over your shoulder and strut like the fabulous fur-parent you are.
Pro Tip: This tote comfortably fits three tennis balls, a half-eaten stick, one emergency lint roller, a backup leash, and enough biscuits to bribe your dog and your way out of awkward social interactions.
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One size Width, in 18.31 Length, in 16.54 Handle length, in 31.50 -