Dog Mom Fur Life Poker Playing Cards
$16.28
Deal out sass, style, and a whole lotta dog mom energy with this Dog Mom Fur Life poker deck. With premium-coated cards, vibrant backs, and a sleek acrylic box, it’s perfect for poker nights, dog park showdowns, or out-bluffing your pup during treat negotiations. Warning: may cause spontaneous tail wags and dramatic wins.
Categories : Accessories, Sports & Games
Tag : custom dog lover casino vibes, dog mom playing cards, funny poker gift, fur mama card deck, sassy pet parent game night
If you’re the kind of person who raises with confidence and folds laundry never, this deck is for you. The Dog Mom Fur Life Poker Playing Cards bring tail-wagging energy to your game nights with vibrant, paw-sitive flair. Made from smooth, premium 300gsm cardstock, these cards shuffle like a dream and deal like a pro—no matter how many chips you’re down or how many dogs are watching judgmentally from under the table.
Each standard deck includes 52 cards, 2 jokers (because we all have that one friend), and a custom printed back that tells everyone at the table, “Yes, I brought my own deck… and yes, it’s fabulous.”
✨ Key Features:
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Standard 52-Card Deck + 2 Jokers – For games, tricks, and the occasional dramatic exit
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300gsm Premium-Coated Cardstock – Smooth, durable, and far less slippery than your dog’s logic during treat negotiations
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Back Design Print – Bold, colorful, and 100% “excuse me, is that a custom deck?” energy
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Clear Acrylic Box Included – Sleek, durable, and the perfect flex when you casually pull these out of your bag
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Perfect for Dealing & Shuffling – Because even your cards deserve a flawless performance
🧼 Care Instructions:
- Gently wipe with a clean.
- Dry cloth—no slobber.
- No kibble crumbs, and absolutely no folding them like your last poker hand.
📏 Size Guide:
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2.5″ x 3.5″ (6.4cm x 8.9cm) – Classic poker size that fits in your hand, your purse, or your emotional support tote bag.
💡 Pro Tip: Stack the deck in your favor with matching poker chips, paw-print snacks, and a dog who doubles as your good luck charm. Bonus: bluffing is easier when your dog is staring down your opponents like they just said the word “bath.”
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