Dog Mom Fur Life Pet Bed

Tired of negotiating couch space with a 40-lb floof who thinks they pay rent? Enter the Dog Mom Fur Life Pet Bed – the canine sanctuary designed to lure your dog away from your furniture and into a plush paradise. Featuring a cloud-soft fleece top (great for dreams of chasing squirrels) and a cotton underside that means business, this pet bed is basically the Ritz Carlton for tail-waggers. Bonus? It’s indoor chic and washable, unlike your dog’s muddy paws.

Key Features:

• 100% Polyester Print Area / 100% Cotton Underside: Fleece on top for naps, cotton on the bottom for grip. Your dog’s luxury is now your living room aesthetic.

• Removable Cover: Yes, you can unzip it and pretend you’re Martha Stewart while washing out drool and fur tumbleweeds.

• Vibrant Colors: High-res print so your pup can snooze in style, even if they’re colorblind and unimpressed.

• Zipper Closure: Because buttons are for people with opposable thumbs and endless patience.

• Shape-Retaining Insert: AKA: No pancake bed syndrome. Keeps its floof, even after being flattened by a sleeping tornado.

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cover cold (gentle cycle – it’s fancy).
• Tumble dry low.
• Do not bleach (unless you want a spotty mystery print).
• Insert may be dry cleaned or spot-cleaned when the ‘accidents’ happen. You know the ones.

Size Guide:

• 28″ × 18″ – For dogs who think they’re chihuahuas but bark like Great Danes.

• 40″ × 30″ – For medium mutts or small dogs with big egos.

• 50″ × 40″ – For gentle giants or duos who refuse to sleep apart (codependent cuddle monsters).

Pro Tip: Position the bed near your favorite chair and watch the emotional guilt games begin. Bonus: It doubles as a cat decoy, toddler playmat, or emergency pillow when your partner steals yours.

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