Dog Mom Fur Life Mini Clutch Bag
$19.45
Small enough to fit in your hand, but bold enough to say “I have my life together (ish).” The Dog Mom Fur Life Mini Clutch Bag holds your cards, cash, keys, and at least one mystery crumb from your dog’s last treat. Chic, compact, and cruelty-free—because your style is loud, but your bag doesn’t have to be.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : compact chaos carrier, funny dog mom clutch, mini faux leather bag, sarcastic small purse, stylish dog lover accessory
Small but mighty (like your dog when it spots a squirrel), the Dog Mom Fur Life Mini Clutch Bag is the go-to sidekick for quick trips, fashion emergencies, or pretending you’re only stepping out for five minutes. Made from cruelty-free vegan leather with a Saffiano pattern finish and double-sided print, this mini clutch zips up your essentials with style and sarcasm.
It’s got enough room for cards, cash, keys, and at least three mildly crushed dog treats you “forgot” were in there. Throw it in your big tote, stash it in the glovebox, or just hold it dramatically while you order an oat milk latte and question your life choices.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Polyurethane Faux Leather: Luxurious vibes, zero guilt. No animals, just attitude.
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Double-Sided Print with Saffiano Finish: Equal parts fashion-forward and paw-sitively fierce.
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Compact Storage Pocket: Perfect for cards, keys, coins, and chaos.
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Durable Gold Metal Zipper: Functional, fabulous, and just the right amount of shiny.
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Black Lining: Hides the chaos inside (emotionally and literally).
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Assembled in the USA: With a passport full of international flair.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Mini but mighty doesn’t mean maintenance-free:
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Remove all your treasures (yes, even that emergency mint)
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Pretreat any stains like a glam CSI
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Mix warm water and detergent; spot clean with a cloth or soft brush
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Air dry like it’s lounging in a fashion magazine spread
📏 Size Guide:
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Width: 6.3″ – Wide enough for plastic money and emotional support lip balm
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Height: 4.02″ – Just tall enough to hold your standards
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Depth: 0.31″ – Slim, sleek, and shallow in the best possible way
💡 Pro Tip: Use it to keep your dog-walking essentials handy: treats, poop bags, ID, and a healthy dose of delusion. Toss it into your bigger bag or carry it solo—either way, it screams “responsible chaos with style.”
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6.3” x 4” Width, in 6.30 Height, in 4.02 Depth, in 0.31 -