Dog Mom Fur Life Makeup Bag

Let’s face it: life’s a hot mess—your makeup bag shouldn’t be. Whether you’re storing emergency concealer, rogue bobby pins, travel-size chaos, or three types of dog treats (for emotional support, obviously), this faux leather wonder’s got you covered. It’s lightweight, compact, and fancier than your ex’s excuses. Featuring a sleek curved shape and a detachable strap for when your hands are too full of snacks and sass.

Key Features:

• 100% PU Faux Leather: All the glam, none of the guilt—cruelty-free and sassy AF.

• Vibrant Colors: Your loud personality deserves louder print. Let those colors shout louder than your dog barking at a leaf.

• Zipper of Justice: A smooth-gliding black zipper that keeps your chaos from spilling into public view.

• Detachable Leather Strap: Clip it on, clip it off—just like your will to socialize after 5 p.m.

• Curve Appeal: That stylish arch? Almost as dramatic as your eyeliner wing.

Care Instructions:

• Remove your emotional baggage (and makeup), mix warm water with a neutral detergent, and gently wipe with a terry cloth or soft brush.
• Do not expose to direct sunlight unless your bronzer wants company.

Size Guide:

• Height: Tall enough for that setting spray

• Length: Long enough for everything but your life plans

• Width: Wide enough to fit three lipsticks and zero regrets

Pro Tip: Doubles as a clutch for spontaneous brunches, impromptu Target runs, and surprise glam attacks. Bonus points if you pull dog treats out during a date.

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