Dog Mom Fur Life Low Profile Baseball Cap
$17.43
Finally, a hat as laid-back and overcommitted as you are. This unstructured cotton cap features a comfy fit, Velcro® closure, and enough low-profile charm to distract from the fact you’ve been up since 5AM because someone heard a squirrel. Functional, fashionable, and fur-magnet approved.
Categories : Accessories, Hats
Tag : dog mom baseball cap, funny pet parent hat, low profile dog lover gear, stylish dog walk fashion, unstructured chaos control cap
Step aside, sports fans—this baseball cap wasn’t made for home runs. It was made for poop patrol, judgmental head tilts, and outdoor adventures with your fur-coated overlord. The Dog Mom Fur Life Low Profile Baseball Cap delivers casual dog-walking elegance with 100% cotton comfort, unstructured charm, and a Velcro® closure that adjusts faster than your dog spots a squirrel.
With six panels of effortless cool and reinforced inner seams (just like your emotional walls post-potty training), this hat is breathable, bendy, and ready to block out both the sun and unsolicited pet parenting advice.
🎯 Key Features:
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100% Cotton Twill: Soft, strong, and perfectly capable of absorbing your daily dose of dog slobber.
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Low-Profile, Unstructured Design: As chill as your dog before the doorbell rings.
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Adjustable Velcro® Closure: One-handed adjustability for when the other hand’s holding a leash, a latte, and your last shred of patience.
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Reinforced Inner Stitching: So it won’t fall apart, even if you are.
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Classic 6-Panel Build: Just like your dog’s obedience: constructed but loosely held together.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because your dog will try to lick it:
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Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
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Skip the soak—this isn’t a spa day
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Use a soft-bristled brush for mystery smudges
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Do not bleach unless you’re aiming for avant-garde dog mom vibes
📏 Size Guide:
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Circumference: Designed to fit most adult heads comfortably—whether you’ve got a sleek ponytail or a brain full of dog park drama.
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Fit: Low-profile and unstructured for a relaxed look that says “I have it together,” even if you’re wearing yesterday’s leggings.
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Closure: Adjustable Velcro® strap lets you tighten or loosen with one hand—perfect when the other one’s holding a leash, treat pouch, or your rapidly cooling coffee.
💡 Pro Tip: Pair this low-profile legend with oversized sunglasses, messy bun confidence, and a “Yes, I did bring snacks for both of us” energy. Bonus points if your dog is also wearing a matching accessory and giving side-eye to everyone without one.
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One size Circumference, in 22.83 -