Dog Mom Fur Life Laundry Bag
$22.97 – $32.87
Laundry day just got a glow-up. This all-over print bag hauls your clothes, your dog’s blanket, and your sense of denial—now with a drawstring and shoulder strap for dramatic exits from the laundromat. Stylish, durable, and finally more functional than that chair you pile clothes on.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : funny dog mom laundry bag, oversized fur-covered laundry bag, pet hair proof laundry sack, sarcastic wash day tote, stylish laundromat essential
Laundry day: the ultimate reminder that life is messy and dogs shed so much. Enter the Dog Mom Fur Life Laundry Bag — the fabulous, functional fix for hauling the mountain of hair-covered chaos you lovingly call “laundry.”
Whether you’re off to the laundromat, your basement, or just pretending you’re going to do laundry, this bag lets you carry it all with flair. Available in two sizes (because let’s be honest—you’re never caught up), this all-over print masterpiece includes a sturdy woven strap and a drawstring to trap the scent of dignity and dryer sheets inside.
No more awkward eye contact while carrying your shame-stuffed plastic sack into the laundromat. Now, you do it in style.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Spun Polyester Fabric: Strong, stylish, and doesn’t wrinkle—unlike your last nerve.
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All-Over Print Design: Covers the whole bag in high-resolution sass.
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Drawstring Closure: Because “oops, everything fell out” is a vibe no one needs.
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Woven Shoulder Strap: Long, durable, and soft enough for dramatic over-the-shoulder laundry exits.
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Available in Two Sizes: Small for essentials. Large for “I haven’t done laundry in a month and my dog has three blankets.”
🧼 Care Instructions:
Ironing? Not in this economy. Keep it simple:
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Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F) on gentle cycle
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Use mild detergent, non-chlorine bleach if needed
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Tumble dry on low heat
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Or, just keep using it until your dog gives you that look
📏 Size Guide:
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18″ x 29″ (Small): Great for regular loads, gym clothes, or your dog’s muddy towel collection.
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28″ x 36″ (Large): For laundry day denial, pet blanket hoarding, or moving out of emotional baggage.
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Strap Lengths: Long enough to sling over your shoulder like the domestic warrior you are.
💡 Pro Tip: Store your clean laundry in it too—we both know you’re not folding it right away. Also doubles as a weekend bag, toy bin, or emergency hiding place from responsibility.
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18″ × 29″ 28″ × 36″ Width, in 18.00 28.00 Length, in 29.00 36.00 Handle length, in 40.16 50.31 -