Dog Mom Fur Life Large Eco Tote
$35.40
Finally, a tote that matches your moral superiority and your need to carry 14 unnecessary items. The Dog Mom Fur Life Large Eco Tote is big, bold, and organic—just like your grocery list when you swear you’re “just grabbing a few things.” Certified eco-fabulous, judgment-free zone included.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : eco friendly pet parent gear, funny dog mom tote bag, reusable grocery hauler, sarcastic organic cotton bag, stylish overpacker accessory
Saving the planet one stylish schlep at a time, the Dog Mom Fur Life Large Eco Tote is your sustainable sidekick for shopping trips, beach escapes, vet visits, and emotionally charged trips to the snack aisle.
Made from 100% certified organic cotton and featuring a whopping 6-gallon capacity (aka “yes, I did bring a full picnic and three dog toys”), this tote is roomy, reliable, and outrageously righteous. With long dual straps that are gentle on your shoulders and certifications longer than your dog’s bedtime routine, this bag screams, “I care deeply about the Earth, and also snacks.”
✨ Key Features:
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100% Organic Cotton Twill (8 oz/yd²): Tough, sustainable, and better for the planet than your ex’s hot takes.
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Spacious 6-Gallon Capacity (23 Liters): Big enough for a full grocery haul, or at least the snack section.
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Weight Limit: 30 lbs: In case you’re carrying groceries, gym shoes, and three existential crises.
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Long Self-Fabric Dual Straps (25”): So comfy you’ll forget you’re carrying your entire life.
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Certified Goodness: GOTS, OCS, OEKO-TEX Standard 100, and PETA-Approved Vegan. Basically a tote with a halo.
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Flat Bottom Design: No toppling groceries. No toppling pride.
🧼 Care Instructions:
This tote’s here for a good (long) time. Treat it kindly:
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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No bleach—this bag already glows from its organic charm
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Tumble dry low—like your expectations during brunch with toddlers
📏 Size Guide:
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Length: 14″ – Enough room for daily drama and a water bottle
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Width: 20″ – For a blanket, snacks, and your dog’s irrational fear of squirrels
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Handle Length: 25″ – Perfect for over-the-shoulder and over-packed vibes
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Handle Width: 1″ – Strong, stable, and not easily frayed. Just like you on a good day.
💡 Pro Tip: Keep this bag in your car, by the door, or next to your dog’s leash. It’s the perfect last-minute lifesaver for park playdates, weekend markets, or when you swear you’re just grabbing one thing and walk out with seven.
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One size Length, in 14.02 Width, in 20.00 Handle length, in 25.00 Handle width, in 0.98 -