Dog Mom Fur Life Hardboard Back Coaster
$6.87
Protect your surfaces and your dignity with this glossy, hardboard-backed coaster that screams, “Yes, I use coasters, and yes, my dog runs this house.” One piece, big personality—because even your drinks deserve a designated bark zone.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : custom pet parent accessory, dog mom coaster, funny drinkware decor, glossy table protector, hardboard sass square
Say hello to your new favorite square of sass—the Dog Mom Fur Life Hardboard Coaster. It’s glossy, it’s bold, and it’s not here to mess around (unless we’re talking about blocking wine stains on your coffee table). With a hardboard bottom and a vibrant, glossy top, this coaster adds instant dog mom flair to any flat surface.
Perfect for hot drinks, cold brews, and passive-aggressive guest reminders that coasters exist, this single-piece wonder is just what your chaotic, fur-friendly home needed. Bonus: It’s compact enough to double as a stylish mini stage for dramatic mug placement.
🎯 Key Features:
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Glossy Finish: Because why shouldn’t your coaster shine as bright as your dog’s freshly cleaned water bowl?
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Full-Color One-Sided Print: Sassy, bold, and guaranteed to survive direct eye contact with judgmental relatives.
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Hardboard Bottom: Tougher than your dog’s chew toy and built to last—just don’t test it with peanut butter.
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One Coaster Per Pack: It’s a one-coaster show. Buy one. Fall in love. Realize you need six more.
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Assembled in the USA: Globally sourced, dog mom approved.
🧼 Care Instructions:
This coaster doesn’t ask for much—just your respect:
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Gently wipe clean with a dry microfiber cloth
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Don’t soak, scrub, or pressure-wash it like the kitchen floor after taco night
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Keep it out of your dog’s mouth. It’s a coaster, not a chew challenge
📏 Size Guide:
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3.5″ x 3.5″ – Just right for your favorite mug, wine glass, or that suspiciously tall iced coffee that’s clearly a coping mechanism
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0.13″ thick – Slim, chic, and holding it together better than you after bedtime zoomies
💡 Pro Tip: Use it to elevate your drink and your attitude. Stack with matching sass-packed napkins or other dog mom decor for a cohesive “Yes, I own a lint roller in every room” aesthetic. Also makes a fabulous hostess gift, or a subtle way to tell your friend it’s time to stop using the coffee table like it’s a paper towel dispenser.
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3.5″ × 3.5″ Width, in 3.50 Height, in 3.50 Depth, in 0.13 -