Dog Mom Fur Life Fanny Pack
$26.28
Because you need both hands for leash control, coffee sipping, and waving at dogs that aren’t yours. The Dog Mom Fur Life Fanny Pack holds your essentials (and your chaos) in one stylish, zippered pouch that screams, “I’ve got treats—and I know how to use them.”
Categories : Accessories, Travel Accessories
Tag : dog mom fanny pack, funny waist bag, hands-free treat carrier, stylish poop bag holder, zipped sass pouch
Welcome to peak dog mom functionality: the Dog Mom Fur Life Fanny Pack. It’s sleek, it’s sassy, and it’s got more compartments than your dog has excuses not to listen. With a snug fit around your waist and space for everything from emergency treats to rogue lip balm, this polyester powerhouse is the accessory you never knew you needed—but now can’t live without.
With multiple zippered pockets, cardholders, and an interior divider to pretend you’re organized, this bag is basically your personal assistant—minus the judgment. It lies flat, looks sharp, and lets the world know you’re ready for action…or at least a walk to the park.
🦴 Key Features:
- 🧵 100% Polyester: Tougher than your dog’s refusal to drop that sock. Keeps its shape, dries quickly, and doesn’t ask for belly rubs.
- 🎯 Multiple Zip Pockets: Front, back, and inside zipper pockets—because one just isn’t enough when you carry snacks, cash, and crushed receipts from 2017.
- 🎫 Three Cardholders: For your ID, credit card, and that loyalty punch card for your dog’s favorite pup-ccino spot.
- 🎨 Vibrant One-Sided Print: Because your fanny pack should be louder than your dog’s bark at 2 a.m.
- 🔄 Adjustable Strap: Fits waists of all shapes and snack-carrying ambitions. Clip it, zip it, rock it like the hands-free legend you are.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Empty contents first (yes, even the ancient treat crumbs).
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Spot clean with warm water and detergent using a soft cloth or brush.
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Let it air dry while you pretend to reorganize your life. (Or just scroll dog memes, we get it.)
📏 Size Guide:
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Height: Just tall enough for essentials (and some non-essentials you’ll swear are necessary).
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Length: Fits around your waist like it was born there.
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Adjustable Strap: Min: 39.37″ – Max: 53.54″, perfect for snacks and sass of all sizes.
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Flat Fit: Lies flush against your body—so stylish, you’ll forget it’s there until someone compliments it.
💡 Pro Tip: Use the inside zipper pocket for secret snacks and the back pocket for receipts you plan to ignore forever. Pro-level organization meets “I’m just here for the dog park” energy.
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One size Height, in 6.00 Length, in 12.99 Strap width, in 0.98 Min circumference, in 39.37 Max circumference, in 53.54
$9.12 – $10.65