Dog Mom Fur Life Double Wine Tote Bag
$24.48
Why settle for one bottle when you can haul two like a responsible adult with trust issues? This double wine tote lets you carry your favorite emotional support beverages in cotton-canvas style. With a built-in divider to keep your reds and whites from passive-aggressively jostling, it’s the ultimate sidekick for dog moms who brunch hard, gift generously—or just really know how to pregame a PTA meeting.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : dog mom wine carrier, funny wine tote bag, sarcastic wine gift, two bottle canvas tote, wine with paws
Because carrying just one bottle of wine is a cry for help. The Dog Mom Fur Life Double Wine Tote Bag is here to hold your vino with style, stability, and unapologetic flair. Made of durable 100% cotton canvas, this bag fits two full-sized (750ml) bottles—perfect for girls’ night, park picnics, or emotionally preparing for Monday.
With a sturdy sewn-in divider to keep your bottles from fighting like unsupervised puppies, boxed corners for extra wiggle room, and reinforced handles strong enough to support your wine-based decisions, this tote is your classy, cotton-clad drinking buddy.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Cotton Canvas (10 oz/yd²): Thick, durable, and wine-spill forgiving—just like your best friend.
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Interior Divider: Keeps your two bottles from clinking like you’re smuggling maracas.
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Boxed Corners: Extra space for smooth bottle-loading and dramatic exits.
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Reinforced Handle Stitching: Because nothing ruins a vibe like a snapped strap and a runaway Chardonnay.
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One-Sided Print: Business in the front, wine party in… also the front.
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Sewn-In Label: A classy little tag so it feels almost designer.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Because sometimes life’s messy. And so is wine:
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Spot clean with warm water and dish soap
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Air dry like you’re airing your wine preferences at brunch
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Do not bleach unless you’re aiming for avant-garde wine stains
📏 Size Guide:
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Width: 9.25″ – Just wide enough for two bottles and one decision-making crisis
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Height: 10.25″ – Tall enough for standard wine bottles (and short enough to hide in the back seat)
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Gusset Width: 3″ – Roomy enough to prevent wine-jousting in transit
💡 Pro Tip: Keep one bottle for the dinner party and one for yourself in the car “just in case.” This tote is also handy for gifting—but we both know it’s not making it to the hostess. Double the bottles, double the excuses.
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One size Width, in 9.25 Height, in 10.25 Gusset width, in 3.00 -