Dog Mom Fur Life Dog Collar

This isn’t just a dog collar. It’s your pooch’s fashion statement, armor, and fragrance barrier all in one. Crafted from futuristic Thermo-Elastomer (science-y and fabulous), this collar is waterproof, odor-resistant, hypoallergenic, and built to withstand squirrel-chasing marathons. Oh, and it comes in four sizes and four drool-worthy buckle finishes, from “My Human Shops at Bougie Boutiques” to “Yes, I Was in a Designer Catalog Once.”

Key Features:

• TPU Material That Slaps (Metaphorically): Medical-grade Thermo-Elastomer that’s tougher than your dog’s attitude and softer than your ex’s excuses.

• Buckle Bling Options: Black Onyx, Gun Metal, Rose Gold, or Vintage Brass – because your dog deserves to accessorize like a runway model.

• Stench Slayer: Odor-resistant, stain-hating, and judgment-free (even after that questionable trash bin incident).

• Built for Chaos: Waterproof and easy to clean after every puddle belly-flop and mud facial.

Care Instructions:

• Clean with warm water and mild soap.
• No spa day necessary, but you could hum soothing music while rinsing.

Size Guide:

• Small (11″–14″) – For the fashion-forward pupper who still thinks mailmen are demons.

• Medium (15″–18″) – Ideal for floofy mid-sized royalty.

• Large (19″–22″) – Built for beefcakes who bench press squirrels.

• XL (23″–26″) – For the gentle giants who think they’re lap dogs. And maybe are.

Pro Tip: Want a truly iconic look? Match the collar to your pet’s attitude. Rose gold for the diva. Gun metal for the bark-first-ask-questions-later type. Bonus points if you coordinate it with your outfit—dog mom influencer status: activated. 🐶💅

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