Dog Mom Fur Life Cotton Twill Napkin
$8.97 – $15.12
Wipe your paws, your mouth, or your tears after your dog steals your dinner—this cotton twill napkin does it all in fabulous, fade-resistant fashion. It’s soft, strong, and here to rescue your dignity one sloppy bite at a time. Table manners not included.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : canine dinner chic, dog mom tableware, funny cotton napkin, napkin with attitude, pawsh dining decor
Whether you’re throwing a classy dog-themed dinner party or just trying to survive spaghetti night without a sauce massacre, this Cotton Twill Napkin has your back (and your lap). Made from 100% spun cotton twill, it’s soft enough for delicate dog-mom sniffles and strong enough to survive chili, cheese, and canine chaos. Bonus: it’s fade-resistant, so the dog hair on your clothes will change before this napkin does.
Class it up, clean it up, and soak it up in glorious, single-sided printed glory.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Cotton Twill: Smooth, durable, and strong—like your ability to pretend everything’s fine when the dog steals food off the counter.
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Fade-Resistant Print: Stays bold longer than your New Year’s resolutions.
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Hemmed Edges: Finished like a pro. Because nobody wants napkin fray drama at the dinner table.
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Multipurpose Marvel: Napkin? Placemat? Emergency bib for dog or human? Yes.
🧼 Care Instructions:
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Machine wash cold (just like your heart after a chewed shoe)
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Gentle cycle, mild detergent
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No bleach (unless you enjoy living dangerously)
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Line dry, because dryers eat good intentions
📏 Size Guide:
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10″ x 10″ – Cute and practical. Also perfect for wine and secrets.
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22″ x 22″ – Big enough to cover your dignity and half a lasagna explosion.
💡 Pro Tip: Buy extras—because napkins this fabulous have a way of mysteriously disappearing into guests’ handbags, especially after mimosas. And no one wants to be caught using paper towels in front of your dog. He knows.
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10” × 10” 22” × 22” Width, in 10.00 22.00 Heigth, in 10.00 22.00 -
$7.48 – $13.85