Dog Mom Fur Life Cotton Canvas Tote Bag
$19.32
Tote your chaos in style! The Dog Mom Fur Life canvas bag is here to carry your groceries, dog toys, emotional support snacks, and possibly your dog’s entire wardrobe. Made from sturdy cotton and boundless canine devotion, this tote says, “Yes, I did cancel plans because my dog looked sad.”
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : dog mom tote, dog-lover-accessory, Funny Canvas Bag, pet parent gift, sarcastic tote bag
Let’s be honest: you’re not just a dog mom, you’re that dog mom — the kind who cancels brunch plans because your fur baby has “separation anxiety,” or refuses plastic bags because you already have 36 poop bags in your tote. This bag gets you.
Crafted from 100% cotton canvas, this 15″ x 16″ miracle of modern dog devotion hauls everything from treats and tennis balls to the emotional baggage of explaining why your dog has their own Instagram. Bonus: the 20″ self-fabric handles mean your bag won’t buckle even if your dog insists on bringing their emotional support squeaky duck to the farmer’s market.
✨ Key Features:
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100% Cotton Canvas: Like your love for your pup — pure, natural, and unwavering.
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Heavy Fabric (12 oz/yd²): Strong enough to carry your weekly grocery haul and your dog’s fashion accessories.
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Flat Corners: Sleek, slim, and no weird pocket craters for lost snacks (or dignity).
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Reinforced Handles: Engineered to survive spontaneous park trips and 50-pound bags of kibble.
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Sewn-in Label: Because even your tote deserves some designer flair.
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Two Colors: Choose between Natural (for rustic dog-mom vibes) or Black (to hide the paw prints of chaos).
🧼 Care Instructions
Let’s keep it real: your dog is going to put this tote through the wringer. Here’s how to keep it looking less “mud-wrestle aftermath” and more “chic canine companion”:
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🧼 Spot clean like you’re erasing paw crimes.
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🔥 Do not iron over the print (unless you’re going for the “melty abstract art” aesthetic).
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☠️ No bleach, unless you’re into weird tie-dye accidents.
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🌬️ Line dry — because tumble drying is for people without dog hair on everything they own.
📏 Size Guide:
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Tote Dimensions: Spacious enough to carry your daily essentials, from dog treats and toys to your latest impulse farmer’s market buys.
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Handle Length: Long enough to sling comfortably over your shoulder — even with a squirmy pup in the other arm.
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One Size Only: Just the right size for everyday errands, dog park visits, or pretending you have your life together.
💡 Pro Tip: Stuff this tote with dog treats, poop bags, a lint roller, and the illusion of control. Keep one by the door, one in the car, and one for emotional support. You’re a Dog Mom Fur Life — and you deserve a bag that’s as committed as you are.
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15″ x 16″ Width, in 15.00 Length, in 16.00 Handle length, in 20.00 -