Dog Mom Fur Life Coasters
$5.35 – $22.68
Your drink has a new best friend—and no, it’s not the wine. Say hello to the Dog Mom Fur Life Coasters, where function meets fabulous in a glossy, cork-bottomed square (or circle—because we don’t judge shapes here). Whether it’s coffee, cocktails, or emotional support wine, your surfaces are safe and your sass is served.
Categories : Accessories, Kitchen Accessories
Tag : corkwood comedy, dog decor with attitude, dog mom coaster, funny drink coasters, paws off the table
Whether you’re sipping a delicate rosé or slamming back a mystery punch at the neighborhood potluck, your furniture deserves protection as fierce as your love for your fur child. These coasters are the unsung heroes of beverage defense – glossy on top, corky on bottom, and sassier than a poodle in Prada. Available in round or square, because your drinks, like your dog’s zoomies, refuse to be boxed in.
✨ Key Features:
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One Size, Infinite Charm – 3.7″ x 3.7″ of coaster real estate for maximum glass-bottom coverage.
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Shapes with Personality – Pick square for structure or round if you’re feeling whimsical (and hydrated).
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Hardboard Top, Corkwood Bottom – Like your dog: soft on the underside, tough up top.
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Glossy Finish – Shiny enough to reflect your dog’s judgmental stare.
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Available as 1 or Set of 4 – For lone wolves or full packs.
🧽 Care Instructions:
- Wipe clean with a dry microfiber cloth.
- Or whisper to your dog to “do their thing” – but let’s be honest, that’s just a drool-polishing service.
📏 Size Guide:
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Square Coaster – 3.74″ x 3.74″: Perfectly shaped for people who alphabetize their spice rack and like their drinks sharply aligned.
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Round Coaster – 3.74″ diameter: For free spirits, dog lovers, and anyone who still says “YOLO” unironically.
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Thickness – Just enough to protect your table from drama (and condensation), but not so bulky it screams “I’m trying too hard.”
💡 Pro Tip: Buy the set of four – one for your drink, one for your snack plate, one for your dog’s water bowl (aesthetic continuity), and one for that guest who says “I don’t need a coaster.” Yes. They do.
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Square Round Width, in 3.74 3.74 Height, in 3.74 3.74 -
$5.35 – $22.68