Dog Mom Fur Life Clutch Bag
$24.58
For the dog mom who travels light but lives large. This faux leather clutch holds your phone, keys, emergency treats, and just enough dignity to make it through a Target run. Sleek, sassy, and ready to wrist-flex its way through your fur-filled fabulous life.
Categories : Accessories, Bags
Tag : faux leather pawsh bag, funny dog mom clutch, sarcastic dog lover accessory, stylish pet parent purse, wristlet for chaotic queens
Introducing the Dog Mom Fur Life Clutch Bag—because even the most fur-covered fashion icons deserve a bag that holds their essentials (and their sanity). Crafted from vegan leather with a Saffiano pattern finish so fancy, it practically demands its own reality show.
Small enough to say “I’m casual,” but big enough for your phone, wallet, keys, and probably a few crumbled treats. With a sleek wrist strap and internal compartments, it’s the perfect grab-and-go for the dog mom who always looks like she has it together—even if she’s running late because “someone” rolled in something mysterious.
✨ Key Features:
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100% PU Faux Leather: Luxuriously vegan and zero percent judgmental.
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Saffiano Pattern Finish: Invented by Prada, now proudly owned by your snack stash.
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Gold Metal Zipper: Secure, shiny, and fabulous—just like your dog’s collar.
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Black Lining: Because what happens in the clutch stays in the clutch.
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Wrist Strap: Frees your hands for important tasks like leash holding and latte sipping.
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Two Compartments: One main space + one small pocket to hide gum, receipts, or regret.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Life gets messy. (Looking at you, paw print on clutch.)
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Remove all items (especially snacks) before cleaning
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Spot clean with warm water and detergent using a soft cloth
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Air dry—because this clutch deserves a little pampering
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Do not machine wash unless you’re aiming for “shrunken mystery pouch” vibes
📏 Size Guide:
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Width: 9.45″ – Fits your phone, your keys, and the emergency dog bone
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Height: 6.57″ – Enough space to carry your standards (and lower them later)
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Depth: 0.20″ – Slim, sleek, but not shallow—like your dream date
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Strap Length: 6.69″ – Just right for dramatic wrist flicks and parking lot struts
💡 Pro Tip: Perfect for quick coffee runs, dog park meet-cutes, or pretending you don’t also have a 40-lb tote in the car. Bonus: It pairs beautifully with a smug smile and oversized sunglasses.
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One size Width, in 9.45 Height, in 6.57 Handle length, in 6.69 Depth, in 0.20 -